1. Is this your actual job?2. But you seem so smart.3. But you’re REALLY funny.4. Beer me.5. Surprise me.6. Can you make me something without calories?7. Are there calories in vodka?8. Do you have diet tonic?9. Can you just make me something good?10. Do you know how to make a mojito?11. Is that what you actually want to do?12. Did you go to college?13. Does your girlfriend mind that your job is to flirt with other girls?14. Does your boyfriend mind that guys hit on you all the time?