If you come between me and my free samples, I will cut you.
1. Did I remember my card?
2. These carts are like SUVs.
3. Where did all these people come from?
4. Where did all these children come from?
5. I am seriously wading through a quicksand of people.
6. How are all these people members? There are seriously five times as many people here as there are at Target, a place with no membership.
7. Whatever, I’m just going to get a couple of things, get in and get out.
8. OH SNAP FOOD SAMPLES.
9. WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE AT THIS SAMPLE BOOTH?
10. WTF? Are those vitamin samples?
11. No, thank you, cranberry juice sample.
12. Let’s see what’s happening over at the hot samples.
13. Why does every hot sample booth have a crowd of people 10 feet deep circling over it?
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14. I have never seen so many people so uniformly dedicated to getting a free sample of something.
15. GASP, IT’S BECAUSE THE SAMPLES ARE CAKE!
16. AND/OR MINI EGG ROLLS!
17. AND/OR PIZZA!