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62 Thoughts Every Pale Person Has At The Beach

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Out of my way, you BRONZED ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.

1. I wanted to stay inside.
2. Told everyone I wanted to stay inside the protective house.
3. MOTHER OF GOD IT’S BRIGHT OUT HERE.
4. Where is everyone?
5. I can’t see through this wall of sunshine.

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6. RELAX, SUN.
7. Why do people ever go outside?
8. We invented houses for a reason.
9. There go all my friends, out into the fiery rays of death.
10. “IT’S FINE, I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE, K?”
11. Traitors.

12. Must find shade immediately.
13. Must out-maneuver these families to secure a spot in the shade.
14. Why are there so many people here?
15. Aren’t we over the beach yet?
16. I’m on fire, my skin is on fire, I’m ablaze.
17. I’M ABLAZE, I SAY.
18. OUT OF MY WAY, YOU BRONZED ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.
19. Oh, sweet mother shade. Bless you.

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20. I need a drink.

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