February 15th is National Side Chicks Day

The joke is, if he says to you "I don't wanna fight the crowds on Valentine's Day, let's go out on the 15th", then you the side chick.  I thought that being a side chick would be something that most would keep to themselves.  Not in 2018. It's a franchise.

So if you get flowers on the 15th, be proud. You're now part of a growing cultural phenomenon.  It sounds classy when I say it like that.  Oh, yeah, there's also this:

She says that cheating husbands spend MORE on their sides than they do their spouse.  Happy Valentine's Day.