The joke is, if he says to you "I don't wanna fight the crowds on Valentine's Day, let's go out on the 15th", then you the side chick. I thought that being a side chick would be something that most would keep to themselves. Not in 2018. It's a franchise.
So if you get flowers on the 15th, be proud. You're now part of a growing cultural phenomenon. It sounds classy when I say it like that. Oh, yeah, there's also this:
Widow who's had more than 100 affairs reveals why Valentine's is the 'best time to be a mistress' https://t.co/ooCCoEs8OM
— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) January 25, 2018
She says that cheating husbands spend MORE on their sides than they do their spouse. Happy Valentine's Day.