Is your CVS receipt as tall as you are? Reddit user Lord_Nugget’s practically was, and it inspired a brilliant Halloween costume. “Dear CVS, thank you for giving me a 3 foot long receipt when I bought some TicTacs,” he wrote. “It was the inspiration for my Halloween costume.”
A mug shot released by the Lee County Sheriff’s Department shows suspect Micah Dailey wearing a green T-shirt with the Monopoly board game logo for “Go Directly to Jail.”
Trick-or-cheese 1. This hairy neanderthal. Alabama police handout / Via nydailynews.com Probably arrested for breaking and entering a neighbor’s cave. 2. This fabulous Benjamin Franklin. teamjimmyjoe.com Probably arrested for counterfeiting money. 3. This utterly convincing cow. teamjimmyjoe.com Probably arrested for public indecency. 4. This zombie doc. PASCO COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE / Via abcactionnews.com Probably arrest […]
I’m gonna freeze.
Let’s talk about haunted things. And I don’t just mean houses or graveyards; ghosts definitely aren’t limited to wandering around specific locations. There are all sorts of things that are haunted: Places… people… and, of course, objects. I have never made it a point to bring haunted objects into my home; some people do, though, […]
Your standard fist bump/high five misunderstanding has nothing on this. 1. When someone should have paused and read the card. reddit.com 2. This terrible third-wheel experience. reddit.com 3. This awful office-chair lean. reddit.com 4. This poster that really tried to promote equality. reddit.com 5. Someone asking this person if they’re pregnant. reddit.com If in doubt, […]
It’s their favorite day of the year, or whatever. 1. “Can I just take the sandwich and go?” bunnyfood.tumblr.com 2. “You just seem to care about this holiday a lot more than I do, which really bums me out.” reddit.com 3. “You woke us up for this?! Ugh.” bunnyfood.tumblr.com 5. “You made it sound like […]
Instead of cooking or answering the door to a fast-food delivery, one ingenious pizza-lover managed get dinner delivered straight to his hands. He wrote: “I’m so hungover in bed. Let yourself in, turn right, go past the kitchen, through the living room, turn left and double doors are my bedroom.”The hungry man added: “I’m in […]