Liam Neeson. Expert in trying to find things. Now, we just need a movie where Tommy Lee Jones is chasing him. Who wins in that fight?
Today is Liam Neeson's birthday, and though he's an action star to a degree, he's a brooding action star that's is pretty doggone good-looking. In honor of this, we present the thing that inspired this list: his role in Taken.
The 'particular set of skills' phone speech from the movie Taken (2008).
Considering Liam's "particular skills," may we present this to Liam: 5 Things I Need Him To Find Immediately.
All The Socks That Have Gone Missing From My Dryer
Seriously though, I'm pretty sure that my dryer leads to Narnia and Mr. Tumnus eats my socks.
A Pair Of High Heels That Truly Don't Hurt
I would wear heels all day if they were comfortable. So until Liam finds me some cushy heels, I'll stick to my sneakers.
Chocolate That Doesn't Make You Fat
C'mon, if you could eat chocolate with no consequences, wouldn't you?
The Perfect Man
If he's out there, Neeson will find him... Just make sure you stipulate that he doesn't kill him ONCE he finds him.
Katy Perry's Sanity
Katy Perry's dancing should be made illegal in all 50 states & US territories. https://t.co/P0wYIoYKRm
Seriously, who took Miley Cyrus's Brain and uploaded it into Katy Perry? Cuz this is getting reallllll weird....
Happy Birthday Liam!
Amy Cooper is the type of journalist that when asked "What do you bring to the table," she replies "I am the table.