What kind of lowlife steals from a church? A creepy clown, that’s who. A man, sort of dressed like Pennywise the Clown, was caught on camera stealing about $1000 worth of electronics and other items from the Grace Church Family Center in Cape Coral. The Thief appeared to work alone as no accomplices (Or Red Balloons) were seen in the area. Unfortunately, this sinning jester hasn’t been caught either. Hasn’t this clown ever heard of THOU SHALL NOT STEAL?!