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I keep finding new ways to spend that stimulus check I don’t have yet. And since Universal cancelled it’s Halloween Horror Nights I’m thinking my neighborhood could use a little more Halloween.  Check this out!

Here’s the specs: The dragon is animated,  stands 69 inches tall, emits a roars and its eyes light up. It’s a little more if you want it to emit fog – the fog machine needs to be purchased separately. And now, how much of your next stimulus check is this gonna be? About a third of it. $400.

Home Accents Holiday 69 in. Animated Giant Dragon in Grey without Fog Machine-2031-94001 - The Home Depot

Huge animated dragon will delight and fright LED-illuminated red eyes give it a scary gaze Attach to a fogging machine (sold separately) for added fun Dragons are stealing the show this Halloween and you will want to be front and center. This Animated Dragon will take your breath away with its roaring dragon sounds and light up eyes.

The fog machine adds another $70.  So the whole thing is around $500 after tax. Roughly about the amount you and your bff would have spent going to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando.

Wanna see it in action? Of course. It’s probably much cooler at night, but here’s a video.

I’m thinking about starting a GoFundMe for my neighborhood. This thing will scare the hell out of the trick or treaters. Worth it.

I’m already missing HHN and it’s only August. (sad face)

Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.