A Naked Teen Covered In Ranch Crashed Into A Gas Station – And It Wasn’t In Florida
The headline “Naked Teen Covered In Ranch Crashed Into A Gas Station” just screams Florida, but in this case it’s not. This happened late Friday night at the Petro Deli in…
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The headline "Naked Teen Covered In Ranch Crashed Into A Gas Station" just screams Florida, but in this case it's not. This happened late Friday night at the Petro Deli in Kansas.
According to the statement from the Shawnee County Sherriff office:
“A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance. He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar. No one was injured and the teen was released into the custody of his parents".
The statement didn't say what substance the kid was on, but it was 3:30 in the morning and he was covered in delicious ranch. You guess.
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