Sumter County Sheriff’s Office Deputies were summoned to a home in Wildwood, Florida after a call from a woman claiming a 650 pound man broke down her door and entered her home.

According to the Villages-News, 37 year old Titus Lavar Simon  “had been outside of the home yelling and then went to the backdoor and forced it open, despite the fact it had been locked. He struck the woman with the door as he forced it open.” Titus cooperated with authorities and was waiting outside when deputies arrived.

Titus was arrested and charged with felony burglary with battery. No word if he has attempted to burst through the wall of the Sumter County Detention Center. If Titus didn’t scream out “Oh Yeaaaaah!” as he burst through the door, I feel a real opportunity was missed.



Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.