Lehigh Acres man attacks bicycle with machete.
According to a report by NBC-2, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office was called to the Gulf gas station on Palm Beach Boulevard because this looney tune was waving a machete around like a pageant winner in a parade.

The Suspect:

 Richard Duncan, 62, was filling up his vehicle when he had an altercation with someone on a bike. At some point, the deranged Richard Duncan took a machete out of his car, started swinging it, and made threats to hack the other guy to death.

The Bible:

After slashing the bicycle’s tires, Duncan took the other man’s bible?!
Because one can only assume that he needs Jesus.