New Ice Cream Taste like the Sticky Floor of Your Favorite SWFL Dive Bar. Gross.

While it might sound doable, would you honestly want to get drunk on these? Considered to taste like your favorite local bar, Miller High Life offers alcoholic ice cream bars.   They are 5% alcohol and are called  “Dive Bars.”

Every bar has ice cream that tastes like beer, has a tinge of tobacco smoke flavoring, a peanut swirl since every decent dive bar gives out free peanuts, and a gooey caramel swirl to symbolize the sticky floor. Umm… Okay.

You see, way back in the year 1922, the first ice cream bar—the original Klondikes—was introduced. Miller made the decision to join the celebration of their anniversary. i mean, just what everyone wanted. An Ice cream that reminds you of a dirty floor of the taven you threw up on last Saturday. Yummy.

If you can’t wait to taste the flavors of last weekends regrets, here’s how to get them. Dive Bar six-packs are available for purchase for $36 on the website TipsyScoop That makes each bar $6.

The shipping could more than double that though, because they have to ship it with dry ice, which isn’t cheap.

You have to be at least 21 years old to order.  The first boxes will ship out tomorrow and arrive later this week.

Dive Bar Tour: