Florida Man Robbed Little Caesar’s In Boxers And Apron
According to a Facebook post made by the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office, a Florida man robbed Little Caesar’s in boxers, socks and an employee apron.
The post goes on to say that Chad Corn of Milton, Florida entered a Little Caesar’s location on Navy Boulevard in Pensacola, via an unsecured door.
While inside, Corn managed to grab some bottle water and a brownie before attempting to escape through the ceiling. Yes, the ceiling, after realizing the door he entered through was now locked.
Now the Sheriff’s office has a little fun with their explanation, which upset some people, as you can read in their comments on the post.
He climbs onto an oven so he can pry the tiles free. He “pops” up through the hole, and climbing higher he begins to struggle. He reaches far, and farther still, as his weight begins to stress the tiles to failure. Sensing this, he reaches for a group of wires to help stabilize his squirm.
Surrounded by disintegrating ceiling tiles and loosely bound wires, he falls…all the way to the ground. He lands in a tumbled heap of wires, broken ceiling tiles, and hurt feelings.With stars circling his head, he gathers his senses and stands. At about this time, the alarm begins to sound. He panics and hurries toward the drive-thru window. As he makes his way, the phone rings.
Oh no! Who could be calling at this hour? Someone should answer the phone, and Corn is that someone. For reasons only Corn knows, he answers the phone. The conversation would lead to a level of guilt our burglar had heretofore not considered. This guilt would cause him to grab a receipt and leave a note.
Read the full Facebook post below.
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