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Largo Florida Man Robs Bank with the Lamest Weapon Ever

Largo Florida Man Robs Bank with the Lamest Weapon Ever. I give this criminal zero points for creativity. When this guy arrives in prison, he’s gonna get made fun of….

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Largo Florida Man Robs Bank with the Lamest Weapon Ever.

I give this criminal zero points for creativity. When this guy arrives in prison, he's gonna get made fun of.

The other crooks are not going to let him sit at the popular robbers table. He'll be left to sit all by himself to twiddle his thumbs... Or his hammers.  This isn't true crime. This is perhaps a comedy. According to WFLA,
This "creative genius" is Paul Sinclair, 56, a man from Florida, who just got into some trouble after robbing a bank on Monday while using his finger as a gun.

Of all the thing he could of pretended were weapons, he chose is hands. Nice job Bruce Lee.

He didn't chop or strike. He just pointed.
Around 1:30 in the afternoon, he entered a Chase bank in Largo, Florida, went up to a teller, and placed his hand under his shirt to make it appear like a pistol.
He instructed the teller to unlock her drawer rather than pressing any buttons that might set off a silent alarm.

She agreed, although her cash drawer wasn't very full. With barely $120, he made his way.

Ten minutes later, police located him and detained him. They verified that he was unarmed when he was taken into custody.

He is being placed in jail on a $10,000 bond due to a felony robbery charge.

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