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Florida Man Bites Off Head Of Girlfriend’s Pet Python

Author Budman

Florida Man Bites Off Head Of Girlfriend’s Pet Python.

Sweet home Florida, where alligators roam the streets and python sightings are a dime a dozen, one man has taken his love for reptiles to a whole new level… by biting the head off a pet python!

Meet Kevin Justin Mayorga, the 22-year-old man who has been arrested for chomping down on a python during a domestic dispute. According to NBC Miami, police were called to an apartment in Cutler Bay after reports of a screaming man and woman. Upon arrival, the officers encountered a python with its head bitten off, and Mayorga blocking the door.

In a fit of rage, Mayorga reportedly held the woman against her will and refused to come out with his hands up, leading the police to deploy a Taser. But our man Mayorga was having none of it and struck an officer with a handcuff. It took a bit of time, but eventually, the police managed to detain Mayorga and bring him to justice.

The woman told the police that Mayorga had bitten the python’s head off during their argument. The relationship between Mayorga and the woman remains a mystery. One thing’s for sure: they both had a pretty hiss-terical morning.

Mayorga is now facing charges of animal cruelty with intent to kill, false imprisonment, and resisting arrest. He’s being held on a $15,000 bond. This guy will likely have a lot of time to think about his actions while he’s behind bars.

In conclusion, folks, always remember: if you’re having a bad day, just take a deep breath and count to ten. Don’t bite the head off a pet python. You’ll end up with charges of animal cruelty, false imprisonment, and resisting arrest. It’s not worth it!

Things That Can Kill You: The Six Venomous Snakes Of Florida

With the warm climate we enjoy, there’s more than just New Yorker’s heading to Florida.  There are 44 known species of snakes here in Florida, but only 6 are venomous. Of course, it only takes one bite to totally ruin your day, so it’s best to know who they are. I’ve seen so many posts on Facebook of people asking what kind of snake is this, and will I die if it bites me. Most won’t. In fact, it’s best to leave most snakes alone because they’re eating pests that you don’t want around. Rats, mice, those frogs that make your dog sick. Things like that.  This list doesn’t include the invasive python which is attempting to take over the Everglades. It’s not a venomous snake. Although it does make for interesting stories when Florida man takes one on.

It’s actually a very short list of snakes that you really need to watch out for. There’s the pit vipers and the eastern coral snake. The truly tricky part is all of the other snakes that try to look like they’re a venomous snake. Those snakes are the equivalent of someone who is all talk but runs and hides once the fight starts.

Anyway, thanks to the good folks at World Atlas, let’s take a look at some things that could kill you. It’s the Venomous Snakes Of Florida

  • Southern Copperhead

    A pit viper that prefers to live in wooded and mixed pasture lowlands.

  • Eastern Coral Snake

    They like the tropical parts of Florida. They would rather hide than attack a human and generally don’t bite. Still best to not mess with tho’.

  • Dusky Pygmy Rattlesnake

    These dudes live in habitats ranging from flatwoods to prairies, swamps, and marshes to along water bodies like ponds and lakes. Don’t mess with them, they will react.

  • Timber Rattlesnake

    They hang out around forests and rugged terrain. One of the most feared snakes in Florida. If you get bit and do not get immediate treatment you’ll probably die.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This snake is as nasty as it’s name implies. It lives in a wide variety of habitats including marshes and swamps, dry pine forests, sandhills, wet prairies, and wherever it finds food. It can grow up to 8 feet long, is faster than you, and can outswim you. It’s bite has a mortality rate up to 30%.

  • Florida Cottonmouth

    This thing hangs out in swampy regions, wooded regions along watercourses, and along the edges of cypress ponds. It’s even made it’s way to some islands. You probably won’t die if it bites you, but amputations? Yeah, amputations. 

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

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