There’s Now A Free Online People-Eating Cocaine Bear Game
On February 24th, one of the potentially greatest movies of all time, Cocaine Bear, will be released in theaters. Will it be the new Avatar, Top Gun, or Titanic? Only time will tell. But we now have a free online Cocaine Bear Game to tie us over until release. And it’s kind of fun.
Ok, so the game looks a lot like the old Pac-Man and it appears someone spent at least 20 minutes building out the code to make this. But they’re letting us play for free so shut up. I spent about 8 minutes making that picture.
Click here to play the Cocaine Bear Game: “Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobear.”
We’ll have to wait and see how the movie performs at the box office, but I really don’t see how it could fail. If you’re not familiar, “Cocaine Bear” tells the shockingly semi-true story of a bear who had a little too much blow — after it was dropped by smugglers in 1985 — and terrorized the denizens of Blue Ridge, Georgia.
Police later found stashes of the drug. They estimated their collective value to be $20 million at the time. The ferocious black bear appeared to have eaten “several million dollars worth of the cocaine,” according to the Associated Press.
There’s already been some rumors of a sequel. Cocaine shark. But that may have just been internet rumors. But when I first heard that a movie called “Cocaine Bear” was being made it was just a weird internet rumor. So. Maybe?
Miami Florida Woman Has Her Graduation Pictures Sold To A Stock Photo Site And Now She's On The Cover of an Erotic Novel Titled 'His Big Childhood Sweetheart'
This Miami Florida woman learned why you should always read the fine print. And now she’ll always be connected to an Erotic Novel Titled ‘His Big Childhood Sweetheart’. Christian Demeritt of Miami shared her story on Tik Tok which all started when she graduated college back in 2010.
Fresh off her theater degree, she needed some new headshots. So she met up with a recommended photographer at the park at Bayside. They took pictures in some different tops, she paid him $100 and everything seemed good. She was hoping to use the new pics to find work as an actress. What she didn’t do, was read the contract all the way through. And there’s always some fine print that’ll get ya.
Maybe the fact that he only charged her $100 should have been a red flag. The photographer sold her pictures to a ‘stock images site’. If you’re not familiar, these sites house millions of pictures of different people in different situations. And then websites (just like this one), can buy the pictures and do absolutely anything they want to do with them. The picture above? Yeah, that’s on Getty Images creative site. I can download that picture, drop it in Photoshop and do anything I want. And that’s how Christian ended up on the cover of ‘His Big Childhood Sweetheart’.
‘His Big Childhood Sweetheart’ From Amazon:
“After spending a few years abroad, Damien Carter is ready to get serious about his family’s business.
But when he reunites with his childhood friend, and that friendship turns into something more, things are bound to get complicated!
Especially since his friend is the daughter of his family’s maid!
Evelyn longs to be with Damien, but the differences in their social status has always held her back…
Yet now that Damien has returned no longer a boy but a man, she can no longer deny what’s in her heart!
But what will happen when Damien’s family catches wind of their relationship?
Will Damien and Evelyn be forced to break it off?
Or will love find a way?”
Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.