Pot Luck in Palm Beach: Lucky Beachgoer Finds 30 Pounds of Marijuana
Pot Luck in Palm Beach: Lucky Beachgoer Finds 30 Pounds of Marijuana.
Ah, Florida. The land of sunshine, alligators, and apparently, bundles of drugs washing up on the beach. Over the weekend, a lucky beachgoer stumbled upon a package of marijuana that had washed ashore in Palm Beach. And no, we’re not talking about a tiny dime bag here. This was a bale of marijuana, weighing in at a whopping 30 pounds.
According to WFLA, The U.S. Border Patrol was promptly notified, and Chief Patrol Agent Walter Slosar must have been thrilled to receive the call. “Thank goodness for Good Samaritans,” he probably said, before rushing to the scene to seize the illegal package.
But wait, it gets better. This isn’t even the first time this year that unsuspecting civilians have stumbled upon massive amounts of drugs in Florida. Back in January, two people found a total of 145 pounds of cocaine in the Lower Keys. That’s enough coke to keep Scarface’s party going for a week straight.
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Now, I know what you’re thinking. How do I get in on this beachcombing action? But before you start scouring the shores with a metal detector, let’s remember that these are illegal substances we’re talking about here. And while it may seem like a hilarious stroke of luck to find a giant bale of weed on the beach, getting caught with it could lead to some serious consequences.
So, let’s leave the drug smuggling to the professionals, and stick to more wholesome beach activities like building sandcastles and sipping on a cold drink. And who knows, maybe you’ll still stumble upon something amazing, like a message in a bottle or a lost treasure. Just don’t go bragging about it to the U.S. Border Patrol.
List of Top 50 Party Schools in U.S.
44. College of Charleston
The Cistern at the College of Charleston
Charleston is a great town. It definitely has parts of it that feel like you’re in a small college town. But it also has parts that have the southern charm of a small town. Great food, great music, and great drinks.
40. University of Florida
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Great weather, great college town, and a historically great athletic department (although it might be down right now).
38. University of CIncinnati
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Cincinnati is a big metro area, so I knew there would be plenty of bars and restaurants. But the students at UC know how to party with the best of them.
36. University of Kansas
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This was the scene after Kansas won the basketball national championship in 2022. Any student base that can create a scene like this has to know a thing or two about partying at an elite level.
35. James Madison University
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JMU has been on the party scene for years. The campus is less than 100 miles from Washington DC, but still remote enough to have the college town feel.
24. Rutgers University- New Brunswick
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Any student section that shows up in these numbers to support a well below average athletic department knows what they’re doing. Also being in New Jersey, they need to lift their spirits somehow.
