You stole a $177,000 dollar Bentley from Jupiter Island, Florida and then you wrecked it? I’ll let the Martin County Sheriff’s Office tell the story.

“45-year old Ronald Bordelon flew in from Volney La Marque, Texas to the sunshine state with one thing on his mind….a Bentley. The Texas barber claimed he was working at his barber business called “P’s Chop Shop” when he got a call that his dream car was available. So he wrapped up a cut, crafted a deal and jumped on a flight to Florida.
His story had some holes though. Bordelon couldn’t say who called him, who he bought it from, or where he bought it. It seems it was just given to him by a real life Bentley fairy who agreed to let him make payments. But he didn’t have many payment details either, and his barber shop, P’s Chop Shop, well….he couldn’t tell us too much about that either. So we helped him fill in those holes with the real story of the Bentley.
The high end vehicle, valued at $177,000, was stolen from a home on Jupiter Island, the VIN number was covered by tape and the temporary plate was invalid. The driver at the time of the traffic stop, Ronald Bordelon is not, was not, and is not likely to ever be the future owner of this particular car. In a nutshell, Ronald Bordelon’s trip back to “P’s Chop Shop” was going to be Bentley-less and his excitement chopped a little short.
Ronald Bordelon was arrested and charged with Grand Theft Auto/over $100,000.”

First up, if you plan on dealing in high end stolen cars like this Bentley, maybe don’t name your business “Chop Shop.”

That’s a little obvious. Secondly, it’s very hard to steal these high end cars. They all come with trackers. My car has an app that tells me everything. It probably took the owner about 10 seconds to ping the car and alert the authorities.

And you wrecked it. It’s gonna take more than a fresh coating of Angel Wax to clean that up. Dammit man. Show some respect.


Insane Brawl At Florida Intersection Caught On Camera

The topic of road rage comes up on my show at least once a month. Road rage incidents have always happened but over the past couple of months many videos of people in action have surfaced. There was just a situation that happened in Tampa. A couple got out of their car and began attacking a Brandon woman’s vehicle at that Florida intersection. Not sure what led to the fight, but it’s being reported as a road rage incident.

Have you ever been in a road rage situation? I have been in one and had to pull over just let the angry man go ahead of me. What got the man upset was me getting over quickly before I missed my exit. I had my blinker on and everything.

He was very angry  and kept yelling out of the window that I cut him off. After we got off on the exit, he proceeded to follow me and kept getting on my bumper. I then decided to pull over and I got my phone out. My phone was out to call the police and to record.

If you are a person with road rage, please remember that it’s never that serious.

Don’t let someone in traffic get you to the point where you do something that will land you in jail.

According to a study that was published in Human Psychopharmacology: Clinical & Experiment, drivers who smelt the essential oil peppermint displayed fewer aggressive driving behaviors. You may not have peppermint oil, but you can get the tree air freshener. The tree air freshener smells like peppermint.

I wish the woman in the video below would have smelled peppermint before getting out of her car and attacking people. This incident happened in the neighborhood I use to live in. I recognize the street sign and Winkler road in Fort Myers is the Florida intersection where the fight took place.


Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.

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