Terror Unleashed: Florida Woman Assaulted and Dunked in Insane Tar Vat Attack
It was a regular day in Rosewood, Florida, when Marshall Dimick, a 55-year-old guy, decided that it was a great idea to play a game of “tar vat attack” and dun0k your friend’s head in a vat of tar-like substance. I mean, what the hell kind of crazy argument leads to that brilliant plan?
But hold on, because according to the New York Post, our Florida man’s tar vat attack didn’t stop there. He wanted to spice things up a bit and added a shotgun into the mix. He pointed it at the poor woman as he was arguing with her and choked the lady until she was almost out for the count.
Of course, this hair-raising escapade landed the woman in the hospital with some pretty gnarly chemical burns on her face and arms. Now, here comes the real kicker – the police decided to classify this as a “domestic dispute.” Seriously? Dunking someone’s head in tar-like goo and using a shotgun doesn’t exactly scream “tiff over who forgot to take out the trash.”
Firearms Magic:
Oh, and let’s not forget the classic move of hiding the firearms from the cops. Marshall apparently turned into a DIY magician and poof! The guns were gone. Well, not for long, as the police played a game of hide-and-seek and found those guns cozying up at a “neighboring property.” Sorry, Marshall, but you’re not fooling anyone with that trick.
So, after this Tarhead and Shotgun Spectacular, our Florida man found himself behind bars, facing charges like “aggravated battery,” “aggravated assault with a firearm,” and a bonus of “four counts of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.” Bravo! If this was a competition, Marshall, you would be winning the Golden Mugshot award!
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen – a tale of a tar vat attack, shotguns, and love gone awry in the Sunshine State.
Florida Man Wearing Only A Loincloth And Socks Smashed Into Several Vehicles And Tried To Outrun A Helicopter Before Crashing Into The Flagler County Landfill
I understand the headline is quite lengthy, but it was needed to really tell the story. 22-year-old Stephen Peterson of Port Orange and 20-year-old Victoria Averill had quite an adventure before it all ended at the Flagler County Landfill.
It all started on June 21st in Flagler Beach, Florida when our Florida Man and his accomplice drove through the intersection of State Road 100 East and Old Kings Road South and strike multiple vehicles. That’s just off I95 near the Popeye’s. The SUV then continued south on Old Kings Road at a high rate of speed. The incident was spotted by a MyFWC Florida Fish and Wildlife officer who then attempted to stop the vehicle. The FWC officer activated his emergency lights and siren but the vehicle did not stop. Does the FWC even have authority to pull over vehicles? I’m not sure. Anyway…
Then, according to Flagler County Sheriff “The vehicle entered the property of Old Kings Elementary School and drove around the running track before exiting the school and continuing to flee down Old Kings Road. The vehicle then entered the Flagler County Landfill and into the wooded area between the landfill and I-95.” And that’s where things went wrong.
Flagler County Fire Rescue Fireflight, which is the fire department’s helicopter, monitored the vehicle’s location and directed deputies to the vehicles location. The vehicle had run into and become stuck on a concrete barrier. This next line, sums it up nicely. “The male was naked except for a small covering wrapped around his waist and socks. It is unknown why the male was not wearing more clothing.”
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