Florida Food Felon Steals $11,000 Worth of Meats from Local Eatery
Florida Man is at it again, but this time he’s cooked up a real juicy heist. This dude busted into Bayshore Mediterranean Grill like a hangry ninja, and he wasn’t after just any snacks. Our Florida food felon had his eyes set on the prime stuff.
According to the New York Post, the Tampa Police spilled the beans on this midnight escapade. It was August 17, the clock was striking 11:26 PM. Basically, the perfect time for a snack attack. This guy, armed with a pair of pliers that could open a fridge inside Fort Knox. He wriggled his way into the restaurant’s storage like he thought the place was his personal buffet!
Surveillance cameras caught all the action. Our wannabe Gordon Ramsay skipped the menu and went straight for the good stuff. We’re talking meats and some fancy cooking things that would make any foodie’s heart skip a beat. He even brought a black trash bag to stash his loot.
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Now, here’s the twist. The cops need our help. They want us to play food detective and identify this culinary crook. If you spot a guy who suddenly has a fridge full of top-notch meats he didn’t pay for, it’s time to put your detective hat on. Call up Tampa Police at 813-231-6130 and be a hero, or if you’re feeling James Bond-ish, drop an anonymous tip with Crime Stoppers at 800-873-TIPS (8477) or Tip411.
In a world where crime usually involves cash, jewels, or fast cars, this guy dared to be different. He went for the Florida food gold. However, crime might give you a tasty meal, but it won’t let you savor it for long. And for all you food thieves out there, you might be kitchen-savvy, but you can only cook so much slop in prison. Yuck.
