The Florida Man is at it again, and this time, he’s armed with a deadly weapon. A Snickers bar! In a real-life candy caper, a 23-year-old Floridian named Idel Noy-Quesada found himself in hot cocoa… I mean, hot water.
According the the Smoking Gun, it all went down at a Walgreens in Clearwater at the ungodly hour of 1:20 AM. Now, I don’t know about you, but nothing good ever happens after midnight, and this story is no exception. Mr. Noy-Quesada, strolled into Walgreens with one thing on his mind. Smoking cigarettes. But the Walgreens crew had other plans. They decided to enforce their “no ID card, no smokes” policy.
Well, you know what they say… Never mess with a man’s nicotine fix! Our nicotine deprived suspect was not one to take “no” for an answer. So he decided to take matters into his own hands. In a fit of rage, like a spoiled toddler, he started flinging Snickers bars at the Walgreens employees.
Now, I’m not saying that Snickers bars are the most aerodynamic projectiles, but they sure do pack a nougaty punch. First, he took aim at a poor female employee, hitting her square in the face with one of those chocolate bricks. The poor woman was probably thinking, “I like Snickers in all but this is a little nuts.”
But Noy-Quesada wasn’t done yet. He had more Snickers where that came from. He turned his candy cannon on another Walgreens worker, pelting the poor guy in the chest. Noy-Quesada claimed it was an accident, but the surveillance footage told a different story. It was like a Snickers homing missile.
To make matters even more entertaining, two of Noy-Quesada’s own cousins ratted him out, confirming that he was, in fact, on a Snickers-throwing rampage.
In the end, Noy-Quesada was arrested on misdemeanor battery charges and booked into county jail. They say you can’t put a price on a happiness… Like the joy of a good Snickers bar. But it turns out, you can post bail with a thousand bucks.