Florida Man Arrested After He Tries To Cross The Atlantic in Giant Hamster Wheel
When you hear the phrase “Florida Man,” you know you’re in for a wild tale. This time, it’s about a Florida Man who set out on an insane adventure. Imagine attempting to cross the vast Atlantic Ocean, not in a ship or plane, but inside a giant hamster wheel!
According to Fox 35, it all started when the U.S. Coast Guard, off the coast of Georgia, stumbled upon a real-life hamster ball. Only, it was not a hamster inside; it was our Florida man Reza Baluchi. This guy was trying to “run” to London. Yup, London. Someone didn’t get the memo that planes exist.
Now, Reza’s not your typical “calm under pressure” kind of guy. When the Coast Guard tried to bring him back to reality, he basically planted his feet inside his aquatic wheel and refused to leave for a whopping three days. Now that’s commitment right there.
But the Coast Guard had to play the buzzkill card and declared his voyage “unsafe.” Reza’s response? Threaten to go all action-movie villains on them with a 12-inch knife and claim he had a bomb. Really?! A Bomb?! Spoiler alert: No actual explosives were involved. Insane? Yes. Overaction? Definitely.
Here’s the thing, this isn’t Reza’s first rodeo in the hamster wheel. He’s been caught at least three times before, like a cat who can’t resist a cardboard box. Two years ago, he tried the Florida-to-New-York route, but he only got about 25 miles in before making an unscheduled beach landing. He’s like that friend who keeps insisting they’ll finish their diet, but you catch them sneaking cookies at midnight. What can I say? I can’t resist a good chocolate chip!
Anyway, Reza Baluchi may be a man of many mysteries, but one thing’s for sure… He’s a determined idiot with a “never give up” attitude. Maybe next time, he’ll invest in a globe and a plane ticket, but until then, we’ll just keep our eyes on the headlines for his next stupid adventure in his aquatic hamster wheel.
This morning, the #FCSO responded to a call about a vessel washing ashore in the Hammock area.
— Flagler County Sheriff’s Office (@FlaglerSheriff) July 24, 2021
Thank you to the concerned citizens who reported this. We are happy to announce that the occupant of the vessel is safe with no injuries! #SeeSomethingSaySomething pic.twitter.com/zlenQd1tX7
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Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
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