Florida Man Commits Home Invasion Just to Sit on Couch and Smoke
This is one dumb home invasion. Allow me to introduce you to the one and only Darrell Davidson. He’s the newest Florida man in the Sunshine State circus. This dude was arrested after he decided to commit a home invasion just to sit on the couch and smoke!
According to Fox35, our story begins on a Friday, as Davidson, seemingly possessed by some mysterious force, started hollering and causing a scene outside a woman’s residence. If you thought he was auditioning for a “Loudest Neighbor of the Year” award, you wouldn’t be too far off the mark.
When polite requests for entry failed, Davidson decided to improvise. Yes, he used his feet as instruments of persuasion, delivering a two-act performance of door-kicking. He went to foot tapping that door like a renegade tap dancer. On his second attempt, the door frame couldn’t bear the brunt, and the entrance to the house swung open like a backstage pass. Davidson was ready to rock.
Home Invasion:
And just like a professional couch surfer, Davidson made himself at home on the lady’s sofa. Apparently, he wasn’t there to stage a heist. He simply requested a drink and a puff of something to smoke. Was he thinking her home was the neighborhood Cigar bar or something?
Predictably, Davidson’s charm wore thin quickly. So he resumed his career of being a professional idiot and exited the scene. And that was it. Davidson disappeared into the Florida sunset. Whether Davidson and the lady had any prior connection remains a riddle.
Naturally, this impromptu performance didn’t land Davidson a standing ovation… Instead, he got a meet and greet with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Which landed him in a less glamorous location, behind bars. His stated motivation for the door-kicking escapade? He claimed he was attempting to be a modern-day hero by warning her about impending danger.
Davidson won’t be sipping cocktails by the pool anytime soon. Now he’s cooling his heels at Marion County Jail, with a $1,000 bond resort fee.
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