Florida Man Shows Walmart Customer More than She Bargained For
Florida Man is at it again, and this time he’s landed himself in big trouble right in the middle of a Walmart store aisle in Port Orange. Now, we’ve all heard the tales of Florida Man’s escapades, and 23-year-old, Nathaniel Poole just added another chapter to the ever-growing Florida man legends. This time, to a Walmart customer.
According to FOX35, Mr. Poole apparently decided it was a good idea to expose himself to a woman in the aisles of Walmart. Not exactly the kind of “rollbacks” we’re looking for at a store famous for its low prices. But hey, in the land of Florida Man, anything can happen.
The Port Orange Police Department didn’t take too kindly to Mr. Poole’s little show to the Walmart customer.
They slapped him with some serious charges, including indecent exposure and a violation of probation. Now, we’re not legal experts, but violating probation while exposing yourself in a Walmart probably won’t score you any points with the law.
In a surprising twist, the police decided to turn to social media for help. They posted surveillance photos of our daring Florida Man in action, hoping that someone out there would recognize him. And guess what? It worked! Tips started pouring in, and Poole ultimately decided to save everyone the trouble and turn himself in. How considerate, right?
As the story goes, Poole left his mark and fled the scene when the startled woman yelled for help. But the law eventually caught up with him, and now he’s stuck in jail without a bond, all thanks to his pesky little friend and that violation of probation.
So, there you have it, another day in the Sunshine State. Where Florida Man strikes again, leaving us all wondering… What will he whip up or whip out next?