Punch Throwing Florida Man Found Naked, Drunk and Laying in the Grass
Just last week in Delray Beach, a 28-year-old chap gave a new meaning to the phrase “Naked and afraid.” Edward Tuttle, a proud native of Syracuse, New York, made his nude debut on the green grass at the peculiar intersection of Northeast Second Street and Northeast Third Avenue.
According to WPEC, soon after a conscientious police officer, driven by curiosity, decided to check on our Mr. Tuttle. However, little did they know that a punchline was about to unfold, and the star of the show was none other than our grass-clad Floridian friend. In a unprovoked reaction, Tuttle woke up from his slumber, and decided to throw caution (and clothing) to the wind, and gifted the officer a punch straight to the nose.
Now, I may not be an expert in police etiquette, but I’m quite certain that sort of response wasn’t expected from the officer. I’m also sure “naked boxing” wasn’t a chapter in the academy handbook either. So the police did what they do best, they chose the classic Taser remedy. Zzzap! And just like that, our fellow, formerly face-down in the grass, had a shocking revelation.
Naked and Drunk:
As if the streaking siesta weren’t strange enough, Tuttle, now in the tender care of the Delray Beach Police Department, spilled the beans that alcohol had been his enabler. Talk about a liquid courage cocktail, right? Some speculate that a nearby pub, café, or cocktails restaurant might’ve played a role in his decision to embrace his inner streaker, but the truth remains shrouded in mystery.
After the dust settled, our grass-napping, punch-throwing, Tasered daredevil was officially booked. Charges? Disorderly intoxication and battery on a law enforcement officer. I guess the lesson here is that when life throws you a curveball, some folks respond with a haymaker.
This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening
5. Los Angeles, CA
LA has a score of 66.59 with the weather and nude gardener-friendliness ranking high.
4. Philadelphia, PA
Philly scores a 70.09. In January, it might not be ideal for gardening, but the weather forecast in May was high ranking for naked gardening.
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3. Atlanta, GA
Atlanta gets a score of 71.91 with safety and a great weather forecast contributing to their 3rd place ranking.
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2. Austin, TX
Austin has a score of 75.72 with the weather ranking high..like the other cities, I imagine it has to be mild, if not warm, to garden comfortably in the buff.
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1. Miami, FL
Miami takes the top spot with a score of 78.94. Year-round warmth and safety put this Florida city on top. Just don’t forget the sunscreen!
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