Shocking Wake-Up Call: Florida Man Allegedly ‘Bashes’ Woman’s Head Against Tree Stump
It seems that a Florida man’s peaceful slumber was rudely interrupted, and the result was anything but tranquil. A woman’s head met an unfriendly tree stump, and the aftermath wasn’t pretty.
Meet Eric Barr, According to the National Post, It all started when Eric and the lady in question decided to indulge in a bit of liquid courage together. Yeah, they were having some drinks. No big deal, right? But, as it so often goes, the party took a dark turn.
Our damsel in distress had to answer nature’s call in the middle of the night, much to Eric’s displeasure. Now, who among us hasn’t been a bit grumpy when woken up from a peaceful slumber? But instead of a simple groan or a grumble, Eric decided to take things to a whole new level.
Tree Stump Violence:
The woman, determined to use the bathroom, dared to disturb Eric’s beauty sleep. That’s when things got, well, a bit out of hand. She initially claimed Eric had “hit” her with a stump, but she soon cut to the chase and said he straight-up “bashed” her head against it.
When the authorities arrived at the scene, they found the woman bloodied and bruised, with her head seemingly having a bad day with a tree stump. It was a mess. The dramatic “How could you do this to me?” confrontation ensued, which didn’t end well for Eric.
The scene was littered with incriminating evidence, like a blood-soaked log conveniently located next to a liquor bottle. Eric tried to deny it all, claiming he was peacefully snoring away in his tent when the unfortunate incident occurred. But his story didn’t fly, and he ended up with a shiny pair of handcuffs and a trip to the Marion County Jail, charged with domestic aggravated battery.
When nature calls, knock on wood, and hope no one like this guy is sleeping next to you.
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Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
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