Florida Woman to EX: Give me Threesome or I’ll Give You Death
Ho Ho HO! Merry Crazy! Sure, people around the holidays can get a little lonely, needy even. Some people need a little company. But a threesome? Just look at this Florida woman, Cynthia Ann Ray. According to FOX35, she went from celebrating Christmas with her family to getting hauled off to jail. And why? Because of some wild, threatening texts she sent to her ex-boyfriend.
I get it, breakups are tough. People act out, say things they don’t mean. But threatening to kill your ex and his new squeeze if they don’t get down and dirty with you? That’s a whole new level of crazy. Now, I’ve had my fair share of ups and downs, but I never thought about threatening someone with murder to get them back in the sack. Who does that?!
Threesome Terror:
Imagine being this poor ex, just trying to live your life, and boom! You’re dealing with a tire slashing, message bombing hurricane named Cynthia looking for a threesome. I can’t help but wonder what’s going on in Cynthia’s head. I mean, she’s got family around for Christmas, and next thing you know, she’s sweating it out in the back of a cop car.
The police read her Miranda Rights, and she claimed she didn’t understand them. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s facing some serious charges. Aggravated stalking and sending threats to kill is not a good look. Future boyfriends beware.
We all have our moments, but damn, Cynthia took it to a whole new level. It’s a reminder that we’ve got to find healthier ways to deal with heartbreak. Life’s too short and tires are way too expensive!
Holiday Dating Do's and Don'ts
A new relationship can be exciting. The possibilities are all ahead, and things seem perfect, at least for a while. This is the “honeymoon phase,” where you don’t see (or you ignore) all the little annoying things in your partner and feel totally infatuated. If you’re lucky, that feeling lasts forever. Well, the holidays can be a difficult time for dating. So, what are some holiday dating do’s and don’ts?
It really seems like people are more apt to want to get into a relationship during the holidays. It makes sense. Much of America gets cold during the holiday months, and cuddling with a significant other while watching movies and drinking hot cocoa or an adult beverage is a fun holiday activity. Also, the holidays are the time of year when you’re most likely to see family and friends. If they’re all hooked up with significant others, you might feel pressure to find someone, too.
Before we get into the light-hearted do’s and don’ts, one serious don’t is hooking up with the wrong person just to feel like you have someone during the holidays. Sure, you might feel lonely at the annual family gathering if everyone else has a date, but it’s not worth dating someone who is totally wrong for you just to have arm candy at Christmas dinner. This really holds true all year, as often times, events pop up where you might think, “Hey, I would love a date for this.” But, if it’s the wrong person, just don’t do it. You’ll save yourself a lot of heartache in the end.
So, what are some holiday dating do’s and don’ts? Read on for a festive list. These are especially true if you’re in a new relationships, because the holidays can be brutal for new love. But, the holidays can also be beautiful for a budding romance. Reach out to us with your holiday dating stories, too.
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