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Drunk Florida Man Horrifies Marco Island Marriott Guests With Lewd Behavior

Author Budman

The drunk Florida man is back at it again. This time he shows up at the Marco Island Marriott, and what a performance it was! According to NBC2, guests were relaxing at the pool and having a good time, but then comes Alberto Hernandez, 51, already hammered and ready to turn things up… And not in a good way.

The police got a call about some loudmouth causing a scene at the pool. They roll up and find our drunk Florida man, Mr. Hernandez, wasted and off his rocker. Turns out, three guests claimed that Hernandez had snatched their phones. These guys had wrapped their phones up and hidden inside a towel and discreetly left them on the table. Hernandez thought it was a good idea to snatch them. Of course, they confronted him, and things got loud and messy quickly.

Drunk Florida Man Activities:

While the deputies were trying to sort out this phone-snatching drama, two women approached them with an even crazier story. These ladies were hanging out in the hotel hot tub along with seven other women when Hernandez decided to show his goods and started playing with his fiddle. His own solo performance, if ya know what I mean… And yes, there were kids around to witness this horror show.

Now, just when you think the actions of this drunk Florida man couldn’t get worse, it did. Right there, in front of the deputies, Hernandez stood up and dropped his bathing suit, flashing everyone around him like it was Mardi Gras.

Needless to say, the cops had enough of his nonsense. Hernandez was slapped with charges for exposing his genitals and for being drunk and disorderly. He got hauled off to cool down inside a jail cell instead of by the pool. All thanks to one drunk guy who couldn’t keep his hands or anything else to himself.

Northern NY State Border With Canada Becomes Illegal Crossing Area For Asylum Seekers Fleeing U.S. For Canada. Meanwhile, A drunk Florida man was arrested at the Marco Island Marriott after repeatedly exposing himself in front of guests, including children.
(Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

6 Hilarious Florida Redneck Word Of The Day Videos

Southwest Florida is a melting pot. People move here from all over the country and world for our beautiful beaches and welcoming hospitality. While the demographics continue to change, one thing remains the same, our beloved rednecks. To foster understanding, let’s learn some vocabulary with these 6 hilarious Florida Redneck word of the day videos.

Turn up your sound, scroll down and have a good laugh or two here for TikTok Tuesday.

Florida Redneck Word Of The Day

One of the things I love about comedy is being able to poke fun at people. As long as it is not mean spirited. A video from Jon Newsome crossed my social media feed and his humor made me laugh. He is the creator of the Redneck Word Of The Day series on TikTok.

Growing up in Florida, I had a neighbor that sounded just like him. Sometimes he put on the redneck routine a little thick for entertainment. But most of the time he was genuine and became a great family friend.

Do you remember comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s routine and book “You Might Be a Redneck”? Newsome, made me think of him as well. I love how commited he is to this character, even donning mullet wigs and such.

If you don’t have a TikTok account, don’t worry. I’ve made it easy to view by taking these links from mine. Simply scroll down and watch from this post. You need to have the volume up though. This guy’s delivery is priceless and a big part of what makes it funny.

By the way, these videos are office friendly although slightly irreverant at times. Hope they give you a good laugh today. Share with friends who appreciate a good redneck joke too.

Finally, here are 6 of my favorites, hilarious Florida Redneck word of the day videos.

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