Saw-Like Tool and Pottery Used in Bizarre Florida Road Rage Incident

Florida, where even arguments over wrong-way driving turn into a DIY episode gone wrong. This time, a 61-year-old man in North Fort Myers decided to ditch any notion of sanity and resolve things with a "saw-like tool" and a piece of ceramic pottery. Totally normal right? This dude turned a traffic argument into an makeshift weapons showcase.

According to NBC2, deputies got a call about some drama on South Center Drive. Apparently, two guys got into it over some wrong-way driving. But instead of just yelling or flipping someone the bird, Rolando Ruiz Alonso went totally medieval and started swinging a saw-like tool at the other guy. Now, as if that wasn’t enough, he found some ceramic pottery and thought, Why not make it a nice weapon combo?

Now, we have to give some credit to the victim because he didn’t suffer any serious injuries, but still, getting attacked with random tools and pottery is no one’s idea of a fun afternoon. It's just a really weird one, that's for sure. I've heard of just about every kind of weapon used by the Florida man… But Pottery? A saw-like tool? That's a first.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office wants people to know loud and clear that if you pull stunts like this, you are getting cuffed and carted off to jail. And honestly? That’s probably where Ruiz Alonso needs to be, because who knows what other Pottery Barn specials he’s got lying around?

Sounds like this dude needs to chill. Maybe he should get a hobby and relax a little. Well. One thing is for certain, that hobby is NOT pottery. Maybe try painting?

The state of Florida is known around the world for its beautiful beaches and exciting theme parks. It's also known for having some free-spirited (OK crazy) people. Want to see some? Here are 5 ridiculous Florida Man videos for TikTok Tuesday.

The so-called Florida Man has become synonymous with the people whose judgement and activities are, at the very least, questionable. The Urban Dictionary describes the term Florida Man as "A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida."

Find more in-depth descriptions and even examples in the Urban Dictionary here.

The term has taken on a life of its own. Just recently, the first Florida Man Games were held. There were all kinds of outrageous competitions.

OMGitswicks has amassed a huge following on several social media platforms for his Florida humor. He is actually from Southwest Florida and quite often pokes fun at the "Florida Man". Here is an example of one of his "Only in Florida" posts.

If you don’t have a TikTok account, don’t worry. I’ve made it easy to view the videos by taking these links from mine. Simply scroll down and watch from this post.

Some are edgy but they are still office friendly. If you share with you kids, make sure to remind them these are things they probably should NOT do.

This is a perfect example of a Florida Man video. This guy is having fun during a live broadcast. I love hearing the crowd response. They knew it was going to happen and couldn't wait for it. It evokes the response...So Florida.

This is hilarious and brilliant at the same time. If you live on a golf course or are a golfer in one of these communities, you will especially appreciate this. 

This might not be a typical Florida Man video, but the guy in it is a good representation of one. Plus, it was so funny I just had to post it. Nice Mullet. 

No, this is not a crazy road rage video. But you have to admit driving in Florida is always an adventure. You never know what you are going to see. Like this....

Alligators figure prominently in Florida Man videos. I did not want to post anyone doing stupid things like touching or jumping on the back of an alligator. But this one was unique. The Gator acts like a cat or dog here.