Churro KitKat Bars Are Real: I Had To Try Them

Churro KitKat bars? Give me a break—are you serious? Those were the first two thoughts that hit me like a sugar truck when I saw them at the grocery store. I did a double-take. My brain couldn’t decide if it was a joke or a dream. But nope, this was real life. KitKat actually made a churro-flavored version of their classic candy bar, and honestly, it sounded like the kind of chaos I needed in my life.

Let me just say: I love churros. If I’m at a theme park, forget the popcorn or giant turkey legs—get me to the nearest churro stand. That golden, crispy dough rolled in cinnamon sugar? Yeah, that’s the real magic. I’ve had churros shaped like lightsabers, churros dipped in chocolate, even one that was filled with dulce de leche. But never—never—have I had a KitKat that tasted like a churro. That was new. That was next level.

So yeah, I tossed a couple into my cart. Sneakily. Like a sugar ninja. My wife doesn’t exactly approve of me loading up on sweets, but hey—sometimes you’ve got to live dangerously. Once I got home, I tried to smuggle the KitKats into my room like it was a top-secret mission. I was this close to pulling it off... but then my daughter Kara Zor-El (yes, like Supergirl—don’t judge) spotted me with what she called her “telescopic vision.” She stared me down and said, “You better share that with me.”

I had no choice. So we turned on some old-school theme park music, you know that Main Street USA vibe... And then we unwrapped the magic.

And let me tell you, dang. Churro KitKats taste like cinnamon-sugar dreams dipped in chocolate reality. It was like a churro and a regular KitKat had a beautiful dessert baby. Crunchy, sweet, and slightly spicy, all in that perfect KitKat snap.

Final thoughts? If you love churros and you love KitKats, this is your moment. Just maybe drink a gallon of water after. And go for a run. Or two.