(Photo by Matt Stroshane/Walt Disney World Resort via Getty Images)

One Reddit poster took to the platform to vent about their unfortunate experience at Epcot. Seems Disney World Florida Man was at it again with some pretty heavy front end damage to the poster’s car. The victim was enjoying a night out at Epcot watching the Hanson show when someone Mmm-Bopped their car. To add to the insult, whoever smashed the car left behind a hundred dollars and a note that said “sorry”. But no information so they could file a claim. From the picture it looks like they hooked the back bumper with this car’s front end. Probably sideswiped the corner.

The poster did the right thing, but isn’t expecting much “We did contact security and filed a case with FHP but they didn’t send anyone out because the vehicle wasn’t occupied and is on private property. They said they have an investigator who may contact us but we’ll probably only see footage if a case is pursued.” Speculation in the comment section would suggest that the Disney World Florida Man who hit the car was uninsured or had been drinking. Leaving the scene to prevent a DUI. Since it’s Florida, my money would be on “both”.

And who does that? A note that says “sorry” and a hundred bucks? There’s no way that’ll cover the deductible. And since they’ve not seen the footage, we don’t really know if its a Disney World Florida Man, or Disney World Florida Woman.


  • It's only the front end, how much could it cost?

  • Sorry, saw a chance for an Arrested Development quote and took it.

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