Florida Man Busted for X-Rated Outdoor Performance in Manatee County
Most of us here in Florida, have a wild side. Sure. But a certain Chukwuma Anthony Onukogu managed to carve out his own peculiar X-Rated niche. This dude is more weird than wild. The 38-year-old, not content with conventional hobbies, decided to spice up his daily routine by giving unsuspecting women an unexpected eyeful on a nature trail in Manatee County.
According to WFLA, Onukogu, the Picasso of indecency, chose the Heritage Harbour Lake walking trail as his canvas. From July through November, he masterfully blended into the bushes, creating a peepshow experience for unsuspecting trail-goers. But, instead of just enjoying the scenery, Onukogu took it upon himself to add a little pizzazz by hollering at women, maybe to ensure they didn’t miss the spectacle he was about to unveil.
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The man’s creativity didn’t end there. Not content with just exposing himself, Onukogu went for the full immersive experience, even throwing in some hands-on action for good measure. Imagine the surprise of those poor women, just out for a peaceful stroll, when they found themselves unwitting participants in this bizarre performance art.
Law enforcement, however, wasn’t as impressed with Onukogu’s weird approach to social interaction. Despite the suspect’s slippery escape tactics, detectives managed to crack the case. It turns out, Onukogu had a routine. He was parking his car at Costco before venturing into the wild world of flashing.
On December 1, the curtain fell on Onukogu’s little show as he confessed to his weirdo crimes. He’s now facing three counts of exposure of sexual organs, though detectives suspect there might be more victims out there. So, if you happened to witness this bizzaro show… Give the sheriff’s office a shout at 941-747-3011.
Two Of The Best Nude Beaches In The World Are In Florida
It’s rare in the U.S. to come across a nude beach, but two of the best nude beaches in the world are right here in Florida.
Picture this: you arrive at the beach, whether it be Sanibel, Fort Myers, Naples or Bonita, wearing your best bikini, ready to unwind and enjoy hot summer sun. Then you look to your left, and to your right, and see people wearing a little less than you, or nothing at all. It’s a common sight in Europe, but here in the U.S. not so much. However, there are some nude beaches to be found and in fact, two in Florida are among the best in the world.
I feel like a serious hazard for nude sunbathing would be the sun. Sure, your arms, legs and face get exposure day to day, but some parts of us don’t regularly see the sun. It might be a two person job to get to those hard-to-reach areas. Let’s also not forget that sand is, well, sandy. I always say my least favorite part of the beach is the sand. It’s pretty and feels good between your toes, but if you’re in the buff that sand can get to places sand should never go.
A swimwear company called Pour Moi put out its list of the best beaches in the world for nude sunbathing. In Florida, two beaches made the list. Coming in at #20, Playalinda Beach located inside Canaveral National Seashore in Brevard County. Haulover Beach Park in Miami came in at #1. You can see the full list here. The top 5 are below.
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