Cape Coral Undercover: Florida Man Busted Prowling with Boring Underwear
I’m all for some cool superhero undies, got an awesome collection myself, but I wear them like a normal person. As normal as a grown man in Batman underwear would. At least I’m not using them as headgear like this guy… So, let’s talk about this dude, Troy Dean Stuart. According to Cape Coral, police caught him prowling around a backyard, and get this, he had plain navy blue undies wrapped around his neck. Not the epic superhero kind, just your basic navy blue.
Troy, a 35-year-old with a boring undies, got busted in the 2000 block of Everest Parkway. Imagine seeing a guy in the dark with undies on his face… That’s a whole new level of suspicious. They even caught Troy on surveillance cameras, and here come the fashion police… I mean, the actual police, swooping in. They Found him lying in an empty lot, rocking an outfit that screams “suspected prowler,” plus the cherry on top, navy undies around his neck. Plain navy blue, Troy? Really?
Boring Underwear:
Now, Troy’s got an excuse for his fashion faux pas. He tells the cops he was just working on his fitness. Classic move, right? Who doesn’t jog with undies on their face? He claims it was for a nice scenic nature run. And those navy undies? Apparently, they’re the latest in cold protection.
But hold up, why was he hiding? Troy says it’s because two guys confronted him. “Sir, why the undies on your neck? Crime fighter or crime maker?” Fair question, if you ask me.
Then there’s the nature mystery. Does Troy have a thing for trees? A neighbor reported two bonsai trees stolen. Why steal trees, you ask? Well, they’re worth 7k! That’s why. Cops even found bonsai trees at Troy’s place, but guess what? Not the stolen ones. Weird right?
After everything, Troy Dean Stuart got hit with charges of loitering and prowling. No word on the current state of his undies.
