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Nude Dude Seen Sneaking Around Florida Neighborhood

Author Budman

It’s always a nude dude… It’s happens when you’re just trying to have a normal and relaxing night at home when out of nowhere, a nude dude pops up on your security camera. It happens! This is what went down in Iona, Florida.

According to NBC2, Late Wednesday night, a neighborhood on Pointe Circle Drive got an surprise guest in the form of a naked man, rocking nothing but a shirt on his head. This naked ninja was sneaking straight into someone’s lanai. Now going for a nice stroll at night can be relaxing. I enjoy it. But I always stay fully clothed and out of other peoples yards. Ya, know. Like a normal sane person. Not like this Nude dude apparently. Talk about awkward.

The locals aren’t exactly thrilled about their new streaking visitor either. Neighbors are locking their doors a little tighter at night now with this weirdo walking around. They are worried this guy’s out for attention, and isn’t going to stop until someone slaps the cuffs on him. And can you blame them? How can you get any sleep when there’s some naked dude tiptoeing around your backyard. That’s nightmare fuel.

The Mysterious Nude Dude:

Doorbell-Camera Company Ring Partners With Over 400 Police Departments, Raising Surveillance Concerns. Meanwhile, A nude dude was caught on camera prowling an Iona neighborhood, startling residents and prompting increased patrols by local deputies.
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Lee County deputies have been on high alert. Officers were knocking on doors, patrolling the neighborhood trying to piece together who this mystery man is and why he is, well, out there living his truth… His bare truth.

The neighborhood’s on edge, no doubt. With the stressful Thanksgiving holiday approaching, who wants an unknown nude dude popping up to dinner? I mean, just because he shows up with his own meat and potatoes doesn’t mean I’m fixing him a plate. No thank you! It’s like, come on, man, read the room.

This holiday season keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual. And if anyone has a clue about this nude dude, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office would love to hear it…

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

Two Of The Best Nude Beaches In The World Are In Florida

It’s rare in the U.S. to come across a nude beach, but two of the best nude beaches in the world are right here in Florida.

Picture this: you arrive at the beach, whether it be Sanibel, Fort Myers, Naples or Bonita, wearing your best bikini, ready to unwind and enjoy hot summer sun. Then you look to your left, and to your right, and see people wearing a little less than you, or nothing at all. It’s a common sight in Europe, but here in the U.S. not so much. However, there are some nude beaches to be found and in fact, two in Florida are among the best in the world.

I feel like a serious hazard for nude sunbathing would be the sun. Sure, your arms, legs and face get exposure day to day, but some parts of us don’t regularly see the sun. It might be a two person job to get to those hard-to-reach areas. Let’s also not forget that sand is, well, sandy. I always say my least favorite part of the beach is the sand. It’s pretty and feels good between your toes, but if you’re in the buff that sand can get to places sand should never go.

A swimwear company called Pour Moi put out its list of the best beaches in the world for nude sunbathing. In Florida, two beaches made the list. Coming in at #20, Playalinda Beach located inside Canaveral National Seashore in Brevard County. Haulover Beach Park in Miami came in at #1. You can see the full list here. The top 5 are below.

Top 10 Beaches for Nude Sunbathing:

  • 5. PLAYA DE LOS MUERTOS – ALMERIA, SPAIN

    Playa de los Muertos is known as the ‘entrance gate’ to Cabo de Gata-Níjar natural park. This park has some of the best nude beaches in Spain.

  • 4. PATARA BEACH – PATARA, TURKEY

    Patara Beach is the longest beach on the Turkish Riviera. Not only great for sunbathing, this beach also offers horseback riding and surfing.

  • 3. RED BEACH – SANTORINI, GREECE

    Red Beach gets its name from the red lava rocks. They make for great scenery and also offer a cover while nude sunbathing. 

     

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  • 2. PRAIA DE TAMBABA – JOAO PESSOA, BRAZIL

    Praia de Tambaba is a clothing optional beach. The gorgeous water and soft, white sand make for a great setting for sunbathing. 

  • 1. HAULOVER BEACH PARK – MIAMI

    Haulover Beach Park in Miami takes the top spot. It’s a hot spot year-round in South Florida and if you want to bring the family, there are designated spots for those looking to sunbathe nude.

    Haulover Beach in Miami

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