“The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.” —Pam Brown
Share“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” —Mark Twain
Share“I wish I were a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.” —Unknown
Share“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” —Terry Pratchett
Share“The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.” —Valeriu Butulescu
Share“One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.” —Gwendolyn Brooks
Share“A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.” —Unknown
Share“Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.” —Lillian Jackson Braun
Share“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” —Mary Bly
Share“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.” —Mark Twain
Share“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” —Faith Resnick
Share“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” —Nan Porter
Share“If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.” —Eugen Weber
Share“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” —Jarod Kintz
Share“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” —Unknown
Share“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?” —Bette Midler
Share“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” —Pam Brown
Share“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” —Mark Twain
Share“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” —Robert A. Heinlein
Share“A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.” —George Mikes
Share“Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.” —Terry Pratchett
Share“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” —Alfred North Whitehead
Share“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.” —Paula Poundstone
ShareDon’t let a black cat cross your path
ShareThis is supposed to be bad luck but more than likely, a black cat crossing your path simply means the cat is going somewhere!
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