Inflation is hitting us all. Disney has a new $5,000 cocktail called the Kaiburr Crystal. It sounds impressive, but what makes it so special? According to Star Wars fandom: “the crystal increased a Force-sensitive’s power one thousand times over. Among its magnification of abilities were the ability to heal, to further augment a Force-user’s connection to the Force, to project Force lightning by those typically unable, and to empower and energize a tired being close in proximity to the crystal. If cut properly, the Kaiburr crystal also worked as a lightsaber crystal.” I don’t think Disney is promising that you can make a lightsaber out of this drink, or that it’s going to greatly enhance your Jedi powers, that’s just what Star Wars lore indicates. But for 5 grand? Maybe it does.
The drink is served in a Camtono, a cylinder we first saw in a bar in “The Empire Strikes Back” but much more prominently featured in “The Mandalorian.” Now before you grab your credit card and head off to Disney, this drink is being served in the Hyperspace Lounge on board Disney’s new cruise ship “Disney Wish” with it’s first voyage set for July 14th from Port Canaveral.
