Florida Woman is Suing SeaWorld For Bad Omen Wedding
Bad omens at weddings. I’ve seen them. Last year I went to a wedding in Cape Coal that went sour. Look, you know your wedding is off to a great start when a rainstorm hits just as the bride and groom were pronounced “partners in crime.” Oh, and it wasn’t some romantic drizzles either. This was a full-blown downpour. Now that’s a bad omen.
a Florida woman is suing SeaWorld after a palm tree branch decided to take a nosedive onto her head during a wedding toast.
According to WFLA, Donna Montesanti, claims she was making a toast at Discovery Cove when, out of the blue, a palm tree branch decided to crash the party from 50-foot high. Now she’s demanding a minimum of $50,000!
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Montesanti, says that SeaWorld should’ve been maintaining their premises, especially those towering palm trees. Apparently, they have a habit of shedding limbs. Who knew? Montesanti surely didn’t sign up for a concussion and permanent injuries when she RSVP’d to that wedding.
This lady doesn’t stop at falling tree debris either. She’s bringing the hot coffee controversy to the mix too. Allegedly, SeaWorld failed to ensure that their coffee drive-thru employees were under proper “supervision” and the coffee they served was way too hot. Hot coffee?! You don’t say?!
Montesanti claims she’s not just dealing with bodily injuries, but also a number of inconveniences like physical and mental pain. I bet she flinches every time a tree sways now.
Meanwhile, Discovery Cove paints a picture of idyllic weddings among nature trails and private cabanas, conveniently omitting the potential hazard of palm tree. Oh, the humanity! Perhaps they should consider adding a disclaimer to their wedding brochures about the evil lurking foliage. The next wedding you go too be on the lookout for bad omens. Bring a hard hat just in case.
The Best And Worst Florida Cities For Outdoor Weddings
Fort Lauderdale
Fort Lauderdale had an overall rank of of number two. The study found that this city has the most wedding planners per 100,000 residents.
Orlando
Orlando made the top ten right under Fort Lauderdale in the number three spot. Out of five cities Orlando took the last spot for most wedding equipment rentals per 100,00 residents.
Hollywood
Another top ten Florida city ranked as the best city for outdoor weddings. Overall, Hollywood took the number five spot out of 200. Hollywood also has the most wedding planners per 100,000 residents, according to the study.
Miami
Taking the number seven spot is Miami. Leading in front of cities such as Tampa and St. Petersburg.
Tampa
Tampa is a bit lower on the list compared to other Florida cities. Overall, it ranked number 34 behind Knoxville, Tennessee.
St. Petersburg
Though lower on the list, St. Petersburg still made the top 50. Overall, it ranked number 45 ahead of Richmond, Virginia.
Pembroke Pines
Pembroke Pines had an overall rank of 62. It also ranked high for affordability.
Tallahassee
Tallahassee made the top 100 at spot number 94. It’s sandwiched between Aurora, Illinois (number 93) and Washington, D.C. (number 95).
Hialeah
Hialeah had an overall rank of 147. This puts it one spot ahead of another Florida city, Port St. Lucie (number 148).
Port St. Lucie
Port St. Lucie is one of the best cities for outdoor weddings. The city ranked at number 148.
Jacksonville
Taking spot number 152 is Jacksonville. It fell between Oakland, California and Toledo, Ohio.
Cape Coral
Cape Coral was actually named as part of the top ten worst cities for outdoor weddings. Overall, it ranked at 194.
Miramar
Miramar was named as part of the top ten worst cities for outdoor weddings. Specifically, number 4. It’s overall rank is 197. It also has the smallest share of budget0friendly outdoor wedding venues according to the study.
