Booze Bandit on the Loose After Applebee’s Heist in Fort Myers
The booze bandit is on the run after pulling off a heist at a Fort Myers Applebee’s, and it’s about as dumb as it sounds. On December 12, the guy busted into the restaurant’s outside bar with one thing on his mind… Booze. And not just a little bit, we’re talking a few bottles of liquor.
According to WFLA, while using a hammer like he’s like some kind of criminal Thor, god of stupidity, the man smashed open a cooler to grab the bottles. I mean, he didn’t even try to be sneaky about it. Just straight up hammer, cooler, booze, gone. Real smooth booze bandit.
Now, here’s the thing, this booze bandit wasn’t exactly blending into the crowd. The authorities released a photo showing him wearing a long-sleeve shirt with a Christmas/reindeer theme. Guess someone was getting into the holiday spirit. And then stole some. He also had glasses and was sporting a backpack, as if he was heading out for a hike after his little shopping spree. Oh, and let’s not forget the khaki shorts – maybe he’s trying to send a message about being “casually criminal.”
Now, if you’re out there and you happen to know this booze bandit, or you just think you do, Crime Stoppers wants your help. You can call them at 1-800-780-8477 or send an online tip. If you’re the one who turns him in, you might even get a cash reward.
So, if you see a dude with a backpack, khaki shorts, and reindeer-themed attire strolling around town, don’t just think he’s doing some after Christmas shopping. He might be a little too into the holiday cheer… and a little too into stealing booze.
