Road Rage Assault: Florida Man Throws Rock at Defenseless Driver
Look out! This Florida man just committed a road rage assault like a caveman straight out of the stone age!
Imagine you’re minding your own business, driving along the sunny streets of Palm Coast, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a rock comes flying through your window. It’s like a surprise party, but instead of confetti, it’s hard, unyielding stone. Sheesh. Talk about a rock and a hard place!
According to Fox 35, the guy who threw this impromptu rock party is none other than our Florida man, Peter Cicacci-Blackwell. Or as I like to call him, “The Rock Tosser of Palm Coast.” This dude chucked that rock like he was aiming for a maiming. And guess where it landed? Right in the victim’s car! Really? Throwing rocks at cars? Ouch!
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Now, that rock not only crashed through the window. In addition to hitting the dashboard, it did a little bounce, and ended up smacking the victim square in the face. Of course, our daring rock head, Peter, was apprehended. The deputies found him and his truck, probably covered in “Rock Art,” in Flagler Beach.
Sheriff Rick Staly wasn’t amused either. He reminded everyone that throwing rocks, while it might seem like a fun road rage hobby, can actually cause some serious damage. I mean, who would’ve thought, right? It’s almost as if rocks weren’t meant to be airborne projectiles.
Finally, let’s all take a page from Peter’s playbook and remember – road rage isn’t cool, and rocks should be reserved for skipping in the water or finding a quirky pet in your backyard. Also, if you’re really itching to get famous, there are better ways of becoming a ” Rock Star.”
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