Florida Has 3 Of The Top 5 American Cities For ‘Adulterous Behavior’
Maybe tracking your spouse on their iPhone wasn’t such a bad idea after all. When it comes to adulterous behavior, it seems to be the norm here in Florida. Ashley Madison, the dating service for married people who use the slogan “Life is short. Have an affair,” released some data today. Obviously, they aren’t going to call out their clients by name, but they did release where their clients reside. And it looks like a lot of the cheaters reside right here in Florida. And it’s probably even worse. Fox News reports “the rankings are based on where users reside.” That’s where they are from, not where the cheating takes place. Think about all the people that come down to Florida in the winter.
So why are so many people in Florida on Ashley Madison? Strangely enough – morals. An Ashley Madison rep stated that “adulterous behavior is so normalized in the Golden State that many cheaters don’t even need Ashley Madison.” So they cheatin’ out there in California, but it’s so common that people don’t even need the hookups to be discreet. Did not expect that one. So let’s call out the top 5 American cities for ‘adulterous behavior’.
- Miami
- Orlando
- Atlanta
- Las Vegas
- Tampa
Wow, so – congratulations to us? It looks like if you’re looking a South Florida resident looking to pair up with someone on Ashley Madison, you won’t have to drive far. If you live in the Villages, you don’t need Ashley Madison at all. You just need the right colored loofah.
@BillisKing I heard James Franklin is buying a home in the Villages. I hope he knows the Loofa Code. 😂 Go Buckeyes ! @ed_haire @WoodysNut @AliqBobPSU @IrishBill63 @Pac12Dave @vaughnbroadnax pic.twitter.com/X5VQGq6OA7
— “The” Tomohiostate (@Tomohiostate23) October 17, 2023
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