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Punches Fly and Teeth Clench as Florida Man Attacks Police at Cape Coral Hospital

Author Budman

Man, my wife ended up in Cape Coral Hospital once, and let me tell you, hospital food usually gets a bad rap. But down in Cape Coral, they’ve got the squad whipping up  magic in the hospital kitchen. My girl says the food there was superb. I mean, she didn’t need to take a bite out of anyone, let alone a cop. So that’s a plus. However, our Florida man, Eduardo Perez is a different story.

According to NBC2, Perez is facing felony charges after allegedly attacking police. Forget about taking a bite out of crime… Crime took a bite out of the law! It all unfolded when officers were called to check on a seemingly inebriated Perez stumbling around.

Upon their arrival, Perez, was apparently too wasted to communicate. Could he speak English? Maybe? No? The police couldn’t tell. My guess is he was only fluent in drunk. So the cops figured that was unfit to care for himself too. The Cape Coral Police ended up taking him into custody. However, Perez wasn’t having it. He resisted the officers’ efforts and even treated the patrol car like a kicking bag.

Things didn’t get any better either when  Perez’s friends showed up, attempting to calm the storm. However, that failed miserably. In a bid to address his medical needs, the police escorted Perez to Cape Coral Hospital. Little did they know, they should have stopped and got the suspect a Snickers bar. This guy gets a little cranky and chaotic.

In a hangry fit of rage, Perez managed to slip out of his restraints, and decided to take a swing at an officer, and just like the internet famous Charlie… Perez bit his finger.

Despite numerous attempts to bring peace to the situation, the police had to resort to tasers to finally calm the storm that was Eduardo Perez. The lesson? Ed should just have been a better patient. He missed out on an excellent hospital meal in the cafeteria.

Florida Man Wearing Only A Loincloth And Socks Smashed Into Several Vehicles And Tried To Outrun A Helicopter Before Crashing Into The Flagler County Landfill

I understand the headline is quite lengthy, but it was needed to really tell the story. 22-year-old Stephen Peterson of Port Orange and 20-year-old Victoria Averill had quite an adventure before it all ended at the Flagler County Landfill.

It all started on June 21st in Flagler Beach, Florida when our Florida Man and his accomplice drove through the intersection of State Road 100 East and Old Kings Road South and strike multiple vehicles. That’s just off I95 near the Popeye’s. The SUV then continued south on Old Kings Road at a high rate of speed. The incident was spotted by a  MyFWC Florida Fish and Wildlife officer who then attempted to stop the vehicle. The FWC officer activated his emergency lights and siren but the vehicle did not stop. Does the FWC even have authority to pull over vehicles? I’m not sure. Anyway…

Then, according to Flagler County Sheriff “The vehicle entered the property of Old Kings Elementary School and drove around the running track before exiting the school and continuing to flee down Old Kings Road. The vehicle then entered the Flagler County Landfill and into the wooded area between the landfill and I-95.” And that’s where things went wrong.

Flagler County Fire Rescue Fireflight, which is the fire department’s helicopter, monitored the vehicle’s location and directed deputies to the vehicles location. The vehicle had run into and become stuck on a concrete barrier. This next line, sums it up nicely. “The male was naked except for a small covering wrapped around his waist and socks. It is unknown why the male was not wearing more clothing.”

  • Sounds insane? Here's the video.

  • So, what's the charges?

    From the FCSO “Peterson was arrested for Fleeing and Eluding, Leaving the Scene of a Crash with Damage to Vehicle or Property, Resisting an Officer without Violence, Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Averill was arrested for Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Peterson is being held on $19,500 bond and Averill is being held on $3,000 bond at the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility.”

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

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