Bug Invasion: Florida Man’s Face Swells as Nose Becomes Habitat for Critters
Normally I sleep pretty well here in Cape Coral. However, I gotta tell you about this crazy nightmare I had the other night. I’m talking a bug invasion nightmare. Bugs everywhere. Crawling in my nose, in my ears, you name it. I woke up sweating bullets, feeling like I had just survived the worst horror of my life. Call it Spicy food, bad sushi maybe? Who knows why I’m dreaming about bugs? Scary stuff regardless.
Now, imagine my horror when I heard about this dude right here in Florida, who actually lived my nightmare. According to Fox8, this poor guy’s face swells up like a balloon, lips looking like he just got stung by a hive of angry bees. Can hardly talk, he’s in so much pain. So, he books it over to the hospital, and what do they find? A bug party up in his nasal passages.
This really was the thing of nightmares. The doctor said he’d never seen anything like it. The worst part was they had to pull out the little things one by one. That sounds like the most horrific game of Operation ever. And get this, some of the bugs were described as being as big as the tip of a pinky finger. So how did they get there? Our Florida man said that maybe he should of been more careful when cleaning dead fish. He thought he could have been washing his hands better… Gross.
Bug Invasion:
Now, the guy’s doctor said that regular immune systems would’ve squashed those bugs like they were nothing. But my man here had a run-in with cancer back in the day, so his immune system didn’t work normally. And the bugs took advantage of them.
Thankfully, they hooked him up with some anti-parasitic meds, and now he’s on the road to being bug free. But you better believe he’s gonna think twice next time he’s out fishing, cleaning them dead fish. Wash your hands bro. You can’t let bugs turn your face into an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I’m definitely not eating any spicy food tonight. I can’t handle any more bug nightmares after hearing about this. In fact, no more fish for a while either. Especially sushi.
11 Florida Bugs That Can Kill You Or At Least Ruin A Perfectly Good Day
It’s amazing how many people come to visit Florida without realizing the dangers that wait for them. The Florida bugs are real. We already did 14 Animals in Florida That Can Kill You, so let’s get smaller. Come to think of it, we talked about the six venomous snakes of Florida. I guess we’re doing a trilogy. And not like a Star Wars trilogy where they go back and do prequels and then spin offs. I need to finish this series because it creeps me the ‘f’ out. You know what else creeps me out? Those giant frogs that sit in my driveway at night. I walk outside minding my own business and this big creepy bastard is staring at me.
As I said, let’s get small. Here’s the list of the creepy crawly things that could be hiding anywhere ready to ruin your day. Or maybe – end your life. Florida bugs. And before you start blowing me up in the comment section, I realize that spiders aren’t bugs. Just stop it. Stop it. Ok?
Red Fire Ant
These little bastards are the most dangerous when they swarm. Their attacks are especially bad when you’re wearing flip flops and the bites when drive you nuts for a week. Some people are allergic to the venom. I’d advise those people to stay inside because a few bites from these guys can kill you.
Mosquito
What might be a harmless, annoying bite might be something a lot worse, like West Nile virus or. encephalitis. Want some more? Chikungunya, Dengue and Zika viruses as well as malaria.
Red Widow
Hold up, hold up – what? They come in other colors too? Well, not anywhere else. Just here in Florida. The Red Widow is only found in the pine scrub forests of Florida. Was it a Red Widow that bit you. Well, the muscle spasms might be a clue. I find as a cartoon they’re less scary.
Buck Moth Caterpillar
Yeah, don’t try to pick one up, these thing are covered with venomous bristles. For most people the sting will suck. But if you get anaphylaxis, Well that can kill you.
Caterpillar or larva form of The buck moth, Hemileuca maia (Drury), is a member of Saturniidae, the giant silkworm family – prickly stingers orange yellow black coloring, red head, on wooden fence
Southern Black Widow
You probably won’t die if you get bit. Unless you’re sick or very young. If you see one you can usually just back away, but if you run into one – not good.
A Black Widow Spider spinning a web in an oak tree.
Brown Widow
Why not, let’s do another. These things like to nest in cars and are twice as venomous as black widows. Fun, huh?
Female Adult Brown Widow of the species Latrodectus geometricus
Saddleback Caterpillar
He looks like he’s wearing a little shirt. Don’t touch, the venom on those spines destroys tissue.
saddleback caterpillar (Acharia Hyperoche), shot in Costa Rica.
Io Moth Caterpillar
Grab one and watch the swelling begin! And for an extra treat, The spines can break off and embed themselves in the skin, causing prolonged irritation until the barb is removed.
Io Moth Caterpillar (Automaris Io). Photographed by acclaimed wildlife photographer and writer, Dr. William J. Weber.
Wolf Spider
When I first moved into my house one of these was inside my pool cage one night. That Wasp & Hornet spray came in handy. The good? Getting bit by one of these will suck but isn’t nearly as bad as others on the list. The bad? They are aggressive and will bring the fight to you.
A wolf spider is crawling through the grass.
