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Florida Man with Face Covered in Tattoos Charged with Animal Cruelty

Look at that face covered in tattoos. I know they say don’t judge a book by its cover. But one look at that Florida man’s mugshot, and you just know…

A Cape Coral man with face covered in tattoos breaks into his ex-girlfriend's home, wreaking havoc and flushing her pet fish down the toilet.
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Look at that face covered in tattoos. I know they say don't judge a book by its cover. But one look at that Florida man's mugshot, and you just know that's the face of questionable life choices. According to NBC2, this guy is named Bret Dahl, and he allegedly decided to break into his ex-girlfriend's Cape Coral home in the dead of night.

Bret wasn't trying to bring his former squeeze flowers or chocolates either. Instead, this scary looking dude with the face covered in tattoos was bringing violence and fear. Bret was allegedly there to go on a rampage. He barges in through the back, starts throwing stuff around, and demanding to know where his gun is hiding. Because that's just the kind of thing he needs to complete his "bad guy" costume. A gun, right?

Covered in Tattoos and Crime:

Now our criminal with the face covered in tattoos wasn't too happy when his ex couldn't locate his firearm for him. So what does he do? He starts shoving her around, and breaks whatever's handy, and let's not forget the fish tank. Just to really drive home the whole "I'm a bad guy and do bad things" persona, Bret smashes that too. The ex's poor little pet fishy "Bean" then gets cruelly flushed down the toilet. An innocent fish, sent to an early (and gross) grave.

The Mental Health Crisis Facing Ukraine's Soldiers. Meanwhile A Cape Coral man with face covered in tattoos breaks into his ex-girlfriend's home, wreaking havoc and flushing her pet fish down the toilet.(Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

<strong>The Victim's</strong> <strong>Pet fish "Bean" was wrongfully flushed. </strong>

As if that wasn't enough, mean ol' Bret's rage-marathon continued. On his way out, he grabs his ex's iPhone and then goes all Hulk smash on her car, busting up the headlight and window.

But guess what? His ex luckily got away and ran to her brother's place to dial 911. The cops soon caught up with Bret later that day, and arrested him.

And they say that when you do stupid things, you win stupid prizes. And boy, did Bret win big! We're talking about charges like grand theft, burglary, criminal mischief, obstructing justice, and even animal cruelty. Yikes.

Turns out, Bret's got a rap sheet. Wait. Really?! Not the man with the face covered in tattoos?! Yes. You see, back in February, he allegedly went berserk on another woman. Wow. Now that's shocking. He looks like such a nice guy…

Ink Regrets: Avoiding The 6 Most Common Tattoo Mistakes

Some people get tattoos to show their personality and rock a unique style. Others see tattoos as a way to wear art on their bodies. Sometimes, it's all about the fun and excitement of getting inked on a whim. Tattoos can also be a way to bond with friends or tell stories about our lives and experiences. Plus, they're great conversation starters that help us connect with like-minded people.

When it comes to tattoos, finding the perfect artist and studio is crucial. This is because mistakes are quite common with tattoos. Whether it's a misspelled word, a design that didn't turn out as expected, or a tattoo artist's error, these blunders can be disappointing and frustrating. Poorly executed tattoos or ones that don't align with the client's vision can leave a lasting mark of regret.

There was even a show that dived into the world of bad tattoos, A&E's Bad Ink. The series featured tattoo artist and musician Dirk Vermin, who owns Pussykat Tattoo off the Las Vegas Strip, and his buddy and bandmate Rob Ruckus. Together, they embarked on a mission to track down people with regrettable tattoos and offered their expertise in transforming these less-than-stellar inkings through skillful cover-up work.

We all make mistakes. A mistake with a tattoo is a pretty big one, that keeps reminding you of your mistake. But here's the silver lining. Those mistakes can teach us some valuable lessons. Before you get tatted up, do your homework and research reputable artists whose work matches your style. And when you find the right one, make sure to communicate openly and trust their expertise. Working together, you can create a masterpiece that you'll proudly show off for years to come. Learn from others' mishaps and make informed choices that will make your skin art something you'll always cherish.

Here are the 6 most common tattoo mistakes.

Misspelled Words/ Incorrect Translations

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One of the most prevalent mistakes is when a word or phrase is misspelled or improperly translated. It's essential to double-check the spelling and accuracy of any text before it becomes a permanent part of your body. Taking these precautions beforehand can help you avoid a misspelling or "lost in translation" mishap. Double-check the spelling of the words or phrases you want to include, verify translations if using a different language, seek the help of a professional tattoo artist experienced with text, review the stencil or design before starting the tattooing process, communicate clearly with the artist about your intended text, and take your time to ensure accuracy.

Poorly Executed Designs

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Sometimes, tattoos may not turn out as expected due to an artist's lack of skill or understanding of the design. This can result in blurry lines, uneven shading, or distorted proportions. To avoid tattoo design disasters, it's important to do your research. Take the time to find a reputable artist whose style aligns with your vision. Clearly communicate your ideas and expectations to ensure they understand your desired design. Request a consultation and ask for a mock-up to see a visual representation before committing. Trust the artist's expertise and advice while also considering their compatibility with your preferred style.

Wrong Placement

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Choosing the wrong location for a tattoo can be a mistake. Factors like body shape, future plans, and professional considerations should be taken into account when deciding on the placement of your tattoo. Consider your lifestyle and future plans. Consult with your tattoo artist for their professional advice on placement that complements your chosen design and body shape. Use temporary tattoos or henna to test out different locations before committing.

Regrettable Subject Matter

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People's tastes and interests evolve over time, and a tattoo that once seemed cool or meaningful may become a source of regret. There are a few common examples such as trendy or pop culture references which can lose their appeal over time. A romantic partner's name or portrait can become a painful reminder of past relationships. Tattoos featuring offensive symbols or controversial imagery might be something you regret later. It’s essential to carefully consider the long-term significance of a design before getting it permanently inked.

Impulsive Or Spur-Of-The-Moment Decisions

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Getting inked on a whim, without taking the time to reflect on the design's meaning and long-term impact, increases the chances of future dissatisfaction. Tattoos are permanent, and what may seem like a great idea in the heat of the moment may lose its appeal or significance over time. By taking the time to make a meaningful and well-thought-out decision, you can minimize the chances of future regret and create a tattoo that you'll cherish for a lifetime.

Terrible Aftercare

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Neglecting proper aftercare can lead to complications and affect the final outcome of a tattoo. Following the artist's instructions and taking care of the tattoo during the healing process is important to maintain its appearance and ensure proper healing. Keep your tattoo clean using mild soap and water, moisturize with tattoo-specific ointments or fragrance-free lotions, resist the urge to pick or scratch the tattoo, protect it from the sun with sunscreen, avoid prolonged water exposure, wear loose clothing to prevent irritation, and steer clear of irritants like scented lotions.

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Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

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