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Naked and Afraid: Florida Man Arrested After Terrifying Attacks

Author Budman

That TV show Naked and Afraid should to come to Florida. There is no shortage of crazy naked people running around apparently. According to The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, a family was just chilling in their backyard, when out of nowhere, a naked guy hops the fence and puts a kid in a chokehold! It happened in Tampa on September 29th, when 27-year-old Yoan Gonzalez Vazquez, decided go on some kind of surprise nude rampage.

Around 4 p.m., this guy jumps the fence at a house on Spence Avenue and grabs a 7-year-old girl who was just bouncing on her trampoline. Her mom and the neighbors weren’t about to let some weirdo get away with stunt like that, though. They rushed in, rescued the kid, and the dude took off naked and afraid.

Naked and Afraid in Florida:

Deputies showed up and found him playing hide and seek under a porch a few blocks away. And you’d think that’d be the end of it, but nah, things got worse. Turns out, after running from the first scene, this guy broke into another house and stabbed an 81-year-old man. The dude went from choking a innocent kid to stabbing an harmless old guy!

Vazquez is now looking at some serious charges—Burglary with Battery, Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon, you name it. And honestly, there’s probably more coming his way. The sheriff even said that his actions were just pure evil, going after both a child and an elderly person like that.

Long story short, this dude is exactly where he needs to be… Locked up behind bars at the Orient Road Jail. Of course we could always drop him off in a jungle like on that stupid show Naked and Afraid. Let him sit there with the bugs and lions..

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening

This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening

As the weather gets warmer, some gardeners are shedding their clothes along with their inhibitions. Have you heard about the latest craze? Gardening in the nude. And Miami tops the list of the best cities for nude gardening in America. This may be your first time hearing about this, but I bet you’ll start looking a little more closely. Participants could be your very own neighbors. It’s a trend that’s sweeping the nation.

World Naked Gardening Day is THIS Saturday, May 6th. You may be thinking..is this really a thing? According to its official website, the day is all about promoting “body-positive values and respect for oneself, for others and for the planet.” In other words, it’s a chance to strip away the social norms and cultural expectations that dictate how we should look and behave, and just be ourselves in all our natural glory. And what better way to do that than by getting a little dirt on your bits and pieces?

If you’ve ever wondered where the best naked gardening cities in the country are, LawnStarter got down and dirty and has the list. To compile the data they looked at metrics like nudist population size, indecent exposure laws, weather and access to waxing salons just to name a few.

This Saturday, Florida, it’s your chance give naked gardening a try. Just be sure to wear sunscreen and watch out for those thorny bushes.

Top 5 Cities in the U.S. for Naked Gardening:

  • 5. Los Angeles, CA

    LA has a score of 66.59 with the weather and nude gardener-friendliness ranking high.

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  • 4. Philadelphia, PA

    Philly scores a 70.09. In January, it might not be ideal for gardening, but the weather forecast in May was high ranking for naked gardening.

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  • 3. Atlanta, GA

    Atlanta gets a score of 71.91 with safety and a great weather forecast contributing to their 3rd place ranking.

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  • 2. Austin, TX

    Austin has a score of 75.72 with the weather ranking high..like the other cities, I imagine it has to be mild, if not warm, to garden comfortably in the buff.

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  • 1. Miami, FL

    Miami takes the top spot with a score of 78.94. Year-round warmth and safety put this Florida city on top. Just don’t forget the sunscreen!

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