Man Uses Bible In SUV Robbery Attempt The power of Christ compels you…to give me this car. A man in Maine used the Bible as a weapon in a car theft attempt. Authorities accuse 27-year-old Benjamin Parker of beating another man with the good book while trying to steal his SUV in Bangor. The victim got out of his SUV to take pictures.

Parker saw the opportunity to jump in and steal the vehicle. When the victim tried to stop him, that’s when Parker walloped the man with the Bible. Parker ran off and police later found him hiding out behind a house. What is the most unconventional thing you’ve used as a weapon?

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