Man Blames Farts on Dog Woman Spends Big on Vet Bills In a weird case of “whodunnit”, a man blamed his farts on the dog and caused his wife to spend thousands on vet bills. According to the wife, she smelled something disgusting while eating dinner with her husband. “It honestly smelled like rotten eggs,” she said. The smell would continue to come back for weeks and if it was the dog, the wife thought the vet was the only option for something that smelled that bad.
The husband still let the dog take the blame for him cutting the cheese despite his pregnant wife being sickened by the smell. How many times have you farted and blamed someone else? Is a fart a turn-off? How soon do you wait before farting around your mate?