Southwest Florida Walmart: A Haven for Space Aliens?
Have you ever been shopping at Walmart and encountered some, shall we say, “unusual” characters? People with strange hairstyles, unusual fashion choices, or bizarre behavior? Well, what if I told you that these people might not be from this planet?
Yes, you heard it right! The people of Walmart might actually be aliens from outer space. I’ve seen them myself. I go to my local Cape Coral Walmart often. Aliens.
Think about it. Have you ever seen a shopping cart full of items that seem to have no logical connection to each other? A jar of pickles, a live chicken, and a lava lamp? Sounds like the result of an extraterrestrial trying to navigate the complexities of human life.
Or have you ever come across a shopper who seemed completely oblivious to the social norms of grocery shopping? Maybe they’re not just rude, but actually from a planet with a completely different set of etiquette rules.
And let’s not forget about the ones who seem to have come straight out of a sci-fi movie. The ones with strange tattoos, and masks on their faces. Clearly, they’re not from around here.
But, it’s not just their appearances and behavior that make us suspect their extraterrestrial origins. It’s their uncanny ability to find the exact item they’re looking for, no matter how obscure. They effortlessly navigate through the maze-like aisles, while the rest of us are still trying to figure out where the bread is.
So, the next time you’re shopping at Walmart and come across someone who seems a little “off,” don’t be too quick to judge. They might just be a visitor from another planet, trying to blend in with the humans.
The people of Walmart may be a little quirky, but who knows, they might just be the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. So, let’s embrace our intergalactic neighbors and welcome them to our planet with open arms. After all, shopping at Walmart is hard enough without having to worry about aliens.
There Was Another UFO Sighting In Bradenton Florida, Unknown Craft Photographed Doing ‘At Least 500 MPH’
Bradenton, Florida is starting be known as a UFO town. No, that picture above isn’t real. I made that in Photoshop. We’re talking about an incident earlier this month that’s adding to the Bradenton UFO lore. Bradenton Beach Police Officer Charles Morose was doing a normal patrol along Coquina Beach when he looked up. After that things got interesting.
Along with a Coast Guard plane, he saw something else. Officer Morose told the Anna Maria Sun “I saw a Coast Guard plane flying over the bay, then I watch them turn back toward the Gulf. I thought what the heck is that as I look up and saw a big black thing in the sky. I’m estimating based on the size of the plane in the sky, it was at least the size of a car, or maybe a small aircraft.”
Morose believes he was not the only one who saw the UFO. He says that the Coast Guard plane turned around as if to pursue the unknown object. The object, which until then had remained stationary, suddenly “shot off like a rocket toward the horizon and it was just gone.” The officer said that the object “had to be moving at least 500 mph.” He fortunately got a picture before it took off.
According to the Anna Maria Sun, who has the picture “The Sun reached out to the Cortez Coast Guard detachment, who forwarded the inquiry to their public relations department. After calls to multiple departments, we were told they would reach out if they had any information, claiming there was no incident reported in the area on the date and time reported by Morose.”
UFO sightings in Bradenton Florida have been common.
For instance, there’s tweets that date back to 2010. As a result, will Bradenton become the next Area 51 for the UFO crowd. With white sand beaches and E.T in the skies it could be quite a draw.
Many people have claimed to see UFOs in the area. What sets this latest one apart is that there’s a picture. And it’s a police officer who took it.