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Crazy Florida Woman Holds Toddler Hostage with Rolling Pin

Author Budman

I have had some great neighbors here in Cape Coral. Mine currently like to take treats over to my house to give them to my daughter. They don’t TAKE my daughter. Unlike this Crazy Florida woman…

Meet Kim Keeling, a 52-year-old crazy Florida woman who suddenly decides to grab her neighbor’s two-year-old child out of the blue. I mean we could all use a free babysitter sometimes, but again, you get what you pay for, ya know?

According to Fox News, this lady rushes into her house with the toddler and then locks the door, leaving the mother outside. Okay, now tell us you’re crazy without telling us your crazy…

But here’s where it goes to the next level. The mother refuses to stand by. She breaks a window in an attempt to reach her child. Good for her. If someone took my kid, let me tell you, I’d be busting through a wall like the Kool-aid man. Oh, yeah!

Alleged Crazy Florida Woman:

a 52-year-old crazy Florida woman, grabbed her neighbor's toddler, leading to a standoff with police, where she clung to the child and a rolling pin before being arrested,

According to the report, the police show up. Tell Kim to release the child. She’s not backing down. She’s inside treating the situation like some sort of hostage standoff, armed with a damn pin, for crying out loud.

Then comes this deputy who means business. He bursts through the window like a superhero. Discovers Kim in the living room still holding onto the child and that trusty rolling pin like a true crazy florida woman would.

In short, Kim was. Taken straight to the county jail without bail and her rolling pin. Thankfully, the child was unharmed as confirmed by the sheriff’s office. Nice job fellas.

But hold on, that’s not all! Kim had her version of events. She claimed she took the child because she believed the mother was putting them in harms way, possibly to prevent a fall down some stairs. Worst babysitter EVER.

 

Florida Woman Tries To Bring ‘Emotional Support Boa Constrictor' Onto Plane In Tampa

It’s very common to see little dogs on planes. I get it, some people have anxiety about flying and if having that little dog on your lap helps – do it. But this is Florida. We do things differently here in the sunshine state. As this Florida Woman in Tampa showed with her Emotional Support Boa Constrictor.

Here’s what happened. The Transportation Security Administration says that a woman attempted to bring an “emotional support pet” boa constrictor snake onto a plane back in December. She had hidden the snake in her carry on bag and pushed it through the X-Ray. I really planned on posting the Samuel L Jackson meme here, but, that would be too obvious.

Lisa Farbstein, TSA Spokesperson  tweeted “Snake on a plane? This is a @TSA X-ray of Bartholomew, a boa constrictor who was in a traveler’s carry-on bag at @FlyTPA  last month. Woman claimed the snake was her emotional support pet. TSA notified the airline, which ruled that there was not going to be a snake on their plane!”

So with all the holdups, delays, and cancellations at the airports last month. Here’s another. Tampa airport security was held up while a woman tried to bring a 4 foot boa constrictor onto the plane. I get it though, if she’d have checked that bag who knows where it would have ended up.

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

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