Publix Chicken Tender Subs Are On Sale!

It’s been an interesting two days for the Twitter account that specializes in one thing, telling us when the delicious Publix Chicken Tender Sub is on sale. Miami tv station Local 10 wrote a story about the account receiving a cease and desist from lawyers representing Publix.

NBC2 here in town picked up the story as well.

Even I believed the news. That my favorite Twitter account from the last 4 years has been shut down.  Turns out, it’s all fake news. And we all believed it. Because guess what?

Publix Chicken Tender Subs go on sale tomorrow for $6.99. The Publix Chicken Tender Sub is on sale! I’d like to apologize for spreading the fake news. You really can’t trust anything you read on the internet. Unless it’s good news about delicious Publix Chicken Tender Subs. That’s real.

Here’s some baseball players celebrating the news. Or maybe celebrating something else, I’m not sure. I’m just happy.

• Washington Nationals v Toronto Blue Jays

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  DUNEDIN, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #27 of the Toronto Blue Jays reacts to his a grand-slam home run in the third inning against the Washington Nationals at TD Ballpark on April 27, 2021 in Dunedin, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

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  ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Sean Murphy #12 of the Oakland Athletics reacts with third base coach Mark Kotsay #7 after hitting a solo home run during the ninth inning against the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field on April 27, 2021 in St Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Douglas P. DeFelice/Getty Images)

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  ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Brett Phillips #35 of the Tampa Bay Rays celebrates with Kevin Kiermaier #39 after hitting a two run home run during the sixth inning against the Oakland Athletics at Tropicana Field on April 27, 2021 in St Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Douglas P. DeFelice/Getty Images)
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  ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Brett Phillips #35 of the Tampa Bay Rays and Brandon Lowe #8 celebrate after defeating the Oakland Athletics by a score of 4 to 3 at Tropicana Field on April 27, 2021 in St Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Douglas P. DeFelice/Getty Images)

• Washington Nationals v Toronto Blue Jays

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  DUNEDIN, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #27 of the Toronto Blue Jays celebrates following the game against the Washington Nationals at TD Ballpark on April 27, 2021 in Dunedin, Florida. The Blue Jays won the game 9-5. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

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  DUNEDIN, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Rafael Dolis #41, Joe Panik #2, Bo Bichette #11, and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #27 of the Toronto Blue Jays celebrate a win against the Washington Nationals at TD Ballpark on April 27, 2021 in Dunedin, Florida. The Blue Jays won the game 9-5. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
• Oakland Athletics v Tampa Bay Rays

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  ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - APRIL 27: Brett Phillips #35 of the Tampa Bay Rays celebrates with Francisco Mejia #28 after hitting a two run home run during the sixth inning against the Oakland Athletics at Tropicana Field on April 27, 2021 in St Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Douglas P. DeFelice/Getty Images)