Florida man tells cops the 'fake urine' he's carrying around is NOT for his work drug test. Instead, it's for 'role play' activities he and his wife enjoy. https://t.co/8GPCG89YjF pic.twitter.com/hcs2O9gNhD

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 26, 2019

Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy…and he loves bagels" https://t.co/0Fj9NOrZBx

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) July 3, 2019

Florida man tells cops playing basketball naked 'enhances' skills https://t.co/GPXIDIIdIz pic.twitter.com/dMXVjHcqyq

— New York Post (@nypost) May 14, 2019

Man Leads SJSO On Low Speed Chase In Canoe 'The Pond Is Surrounded!' ⁦⁦@FloridaMan__⁩ https://t.co/YYRJLZJ3Jp

— Iassist56 (@iassist56) February 20, 2019

‘We still don’t know where his pants are.’ Naked #FloridaMan caught on surveillance eating ramenhttps://t.co/GLr7kVufDz pic.twitter.com/ihUFSEexuz

— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) November 13, 2018

A Florida man was arrested and charged with burglary after police say he broke into cars in the parking lot of the jail from which he had just been released on grand theft charges https://t.co/2PLAqr9Bve pic.twitter.com/VsP2wOoV22

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) April 6, 2019

Florida woman threatens hair salon with machete, poops in patrol car https://t.co/AP34ckeH2n pic.twitter.com/jVjveHVY0q

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 14, 2019

Police: FAU student threatens to kill professor for scheduling 7 a.m. final exam https://t.co/T8baMsk5Wf pic.twitter.com/NzqOIWUq3C

— WPLG Local 10 News (@WPLGLocal10) December 3, 2018

Florida woman arrested after letting children ride in an inflatable pool on top of a vehicle https://t.co/YlfaOOjpnT pic.twitter.com/WJci4lsJQD

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 11, 2019

Men try to steal from ATM using blow torch, weld it together instead https://t.co/8ta5jT85cM

— Steffi (@SteffiP4Liberty) June 9, 2019

This always happens to someone else never me #sad Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot https://t.co/sV0YBPYEtK

— billy cox (@billeecox) January 25, 2019

A Florida Man Arrested For His "I EAT ASS" Sticker Now Won't Be Prosecuted https://t.co/WCrgZwKTFp

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) May 10, 2019

Florida man wearing a headband, pink socks, sneakers and a thong weaves through I-95 Miami rush hour traffic on bicycle because Florida https://t.co/lEKt2zg1yE pic.twitter.com/hCYUeublSk

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) August 25, 2018

Headline: Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

Construction work in a thong? That's just not the way to...oh wait. It happened in Florida? Never mind.https://t.co/l3zj4pOJuG pic.twitter.com/hDaFvqIZfd

— Grumpy Dingo Radio (@RadioDingo) April 9, 2019

Ay dawg lmfaooooooooo https://t.co/qGE1GaZEGu

— ♟ rodney ⚔️ (@CountOnRodney) August 12, 2019

Hide your toys, Florida. #FloridaMan, 35, steals pool floats to have sex with them, calls it an alternative to raping women, authorities say.

Investigators found about 75 pool floats at his home in Palm Bay.https://t.co/60aWA0YJvF

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) June 17, 2019

Breaking into homes might work up an appetite for some, and it appears that may be the case for a woman in Fort Lauderdale. https://t.co/oljP1DcCBY

— FOX44 Baton Rouge (@wgmbfox44) August 13, 2019

Florida couple uses pet alligator to reveal 10th child's gender https://t.co/IHraqS6oPg pic.twitter.com/snbtNzmzY7

— New York Post (@nypost) June 11, 2019

Police: Florida man thought he was stealing drugs, not laxatives https://t.co/jCWMuKHU3Q pic.twitter.com/QnxCveV1kE

— WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) January 29, 2019

Florida man driving Cadillac from sunroof on highway says he’d rather “go to jail then go back home” to his wife because Florida: https://t.co/kBHB2xyju4 pic.twitter.com/wGsakUyNG6

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) May 11, 2019

VIDEO: Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell https://t.co/OXkwRxBG97 pic.twitter.com/XnyZOXWdSJ

— ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) February 14, 2019